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翻译： 柒一四 麦禾禾禾禾 卖萌的饺子君
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翻译： 借了米 影子羽毛 汤汤ghostbear ghostbear
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校对： 月半月半白勺⑨火臽 阿紫 后期： 小滔
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1997年 中东
这是零一阿尔法 我们已控制住了猎鹰 This is Zero One Alpha. We have secured the Falcon.
重复 我们已经控制住了猎鹰 I say again,We have secured the Falcon.
在我数到十之前 I will count from one to ten.
把你知道的所有情报说出来 Within that you'll tell me what I wanna know.
否则 十就是你最后听到的数字 Otherwise the number ten is the last thing you'll hear.
一 二 三 One, two, three ...
四 五 六 七 八 four, five, six, seven, eight ...
手榴弹 快闪开 Grenade. Get Back.
见鬼 Shit.
居然没发现 Fucking missed it
我他妈的我怎么会没发现... How did I fucking miss it...
梅林 很抱歉让你身处这般境地 Merlin, I apologise for putting you in this position.
你把他训练得很好 You trained him well.
詹姆斯 你的训练结束了 James, your training is over.
- 欢迎加入皇家特工 兰斯洛特 - 谢谢长官 - Welcome to Kingsman, Lancelot. -Sir
我会亲自收拾烂摊子的 I'll deal with this mess. Personally.
伦敦
我表示非常遗憾 I very much regret that your
你丈夫的英勇事迹无法公之于众 husband's bravery can't be publicly celebrated.
- 希望你能谅解 - 你让我如何去谅解 - I hope you understand that. - How can I understand,
你什么都不告诉我 if you won't tell me anything?
我甚至知道他已经不在原来的部队了 I didn't even know he was away with his squad.
恕我不能多言 I'm afraid I can't say more.
但我希望你能收下这枚英勇勋章 I would like to present you with this medal of valor.
仔细看背面 那里有一串号码 If you look closely on the back, there's a number.
为了表示感激 And as a more concrete gesture of our gratitude,
我们想要给你... we'd like to offer you a...
可以称之为“帮助” 帮什么忙由你决定 Let's call it a favor. The nature of it is your choice.
你只要跟接线员说 "牛津鞋,不要布洛克鞋" Just tell the operator:"Oxford's, not Brogue's".
我们就知道是你了 And then I'll know it's you.
我不想要你的帮助 I do not want your help.
我只想我的丈夫回来 I want my husband back.
- 你叫什么名字 小家伙 - 艾格西 - What's your name, young man? - Eggsy.
你好 艾格西 能给我看看吗 Hello, Eggsy. Can I see that?
艾格西 你保管好这个 好吗 You take care of this, Eggsy. Alright?
还有照顾好你妈妈 And take care of your mother too.
王牌特工
特工学院
阿根廷 十七年后
非常抱歉 阿尔诺德教授 这确实过分了点 So sorry, Professor Arnold. Just a tiny bit more.
天呐 快拿掉 Oh for god's sakes, just take it off.
上头严令禁止伤害你 I am under very strict instructions not to hurt you.
听着 你们弄错了 Look, you've made a mistake.
我只是一名大学讲师 没什么钱 I am university lecturer. I've got no money.
和钱无关 我们的老板只是想和你聊聊 This isn't about money. Our boss just wants to just talk to you.
那我是不是可以放心了 Am I meant to find that reassuring?
他马上就到 他会解释的 He'll be here soon. He'll explain.
你喜欢威士忌吗 里德 来一杯六二年的达尔摩 Do you like whiskey? Red, get a '62 Dalmore.
真的 这酒非常好喝 Honestly, this whiskey is amazing.
你会喜欢的 You will shit.
我想找你们借一杯糖的话 不算是太过分吧 I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far.
阿尔诺德教授 我是来接你回家的 Professor Arnold, I'm here to take you home.
1962年的达尔摩 洒出一点都是罪过 1962 Dalmore . It would be a sin to spill any.
你觉得呢 Don't you think?
能帮我拿着这些吗 Can you hold these, please?
谢谢 Thank you.
全都收拾好了 Everything is clean.
我喜欢的欢迎方式 My kind welcome.
血腥暴力让我倒胃口 绝非夸张 No stomach for violence. I mean, literally.
要是我看到一滴血 那我就完了 I see one drop of blood, it's me done.
我会条件反射般的...狂吐 I am like ...projectile.
听着 十分抱歉让你目睹这令人不快的场面 Listen, I'm so sorry you had to witness all this unpleasantness.
都怪这个不速之客 但我承诺 due to our uninvited guest. But I promise you:
等我查出他为谁效力时 By the time I find out who he works for ...
你和我会成为好朋友的 you and I will be the best of friends.
请载我到店里 To the shop, please.
萨维尔街 一号 威斯敏斯特市[伦敦内自治市]
萨维尔街是世界最顶级西服手工缝制圣地
“金士曼裁缝店”
亚瑟在餐厅里 先生 Arthur is in the dining room, sir.
- 亚瑟 - 加拉哈德 - Arthur. - Galahad.
其它人都开始在想 The others were beginning to
你不来的话 我们是否要再次举杯致敬了 wonder if we were going to have a double toast.
先生们 我很欣慰 过去的十七年里我们 Gentlemen, I am thankful to say that it's been 17 years ...
没有机会用这个酒瓶 since we last had occasion to use this decanter.
兰斯洛特是一位杰出的特工 一个名副其实的王牌特工 Lancelot was an outstanding agent and a true Kingsman.
我们会深切怀念他 敬兰斯洛特 He will be sorely missed. To Lancelot.
敬兰斯洛特 To Lancelot.
我打算明天开始选拨 I intend to start the selection process
替代兰斯洛特位置的人 for Lancelot's replacement tomorrow.
我希望你们每个人 I want each of you to propose
都提名一位候选人 并上报给英国总部 a candidate and have them report to UK HQ
最晚不超过格林威治时间晚上九点前 谢谢 No later than 9 p.M. GMT. Thank you.
梅林 请进 Merlin. Come in.
兰斯洛特当时在调查一伙雇佣军 Lancelot was investigating a group of
他们一直在进行生化武器的实验 mercenaries who were experimenting with biological weaponry.
先生们 请戴上眼镜 Glasses, gentlemen. Please.
2012年 乌干达 合成卡西酮 [毒品] Uganda, 2012. Synthetic Cathinone.
被用于污染了陆军基地的供给水源 You put it in the water supply of a guerrilla army base.
狂怒 同类相食 导致多人死亡 Rage, cannibalism. Multiple fatalities.
2013年 车臣 叛乱分子相互攻击 Chechnya 2013. Insurgents turned on one another.
毫无疑问 也是这些雇佣兵的杰作 Indisputable, the work of our mercenaries
但没有查出任何化学制品 but no trace of any chemicals of any kind.
那兰斯洛特是怎么死的 So what happened to Lancelot?
在追踪过程中 他发现了他们在阿根廷的房产 He tracked them to this property in Argentina.
在监视他们的同时 And while he had them under surveillance,
还察觉到他们实施了一起绑架案 he became aware that they had effected a kidnapping.
于是他单独执行了营救任务 结果失败了 So he executed a solo rescue mission...which failed.
这是他最后传送回来的画面 This is his last transmission:
绑架受害者是詹姆斯·阿尔诺德教授
- 他是谁 - 某个气候变化预言家 - Who is he? - Some climate change doomsayer.
盖亚假说 由英国大气学家 詹姆斯·洛夫洛克在20世纪60年代末提出
提出了某种叫盖亚理论的假说 Expounded something called Gaia
认为世界能够自愈之类的 theory about the world healing itself or some such.
但让人好奇的是 他并未真正失踪 But what's curious, is he's not actually missing.
这就是阿尔诺德教授 This is Professor Arnold.
今天早上出现在帝国理工学院 At Imperial College, this morning.
这交给你了 还有不要忘了上交候选人提名 It's all yours. And don't forget your membership proposal.
这次尽量挑个更合适的人选 Try picking a more suitable candidate this time.
十七年都过去了 17 years and still evolving with
你仍然不打算与时代同步 the times remains an entirely foreign concept to you.
我提醒你 You don't remind that I
如果不是那个年轻人 我今天也不会坐在这里 wouldn't be here if it weren't for that young man.
他是一块当王牌特工的料 甚至要比其他人更优秀 He was as much Kingsman material as any of them. More so.
但他最终没能成为我们的一员 不是吗 But he wasn't exactly one of us, was he?
面对现实吧 加拉哈德 你的小实验失败了 Let's face it, Galahad. Your little experiment failed.
恕我直言 亚瑟 可你真是个势利小人 With respect, Arthur, you're a snob.
- 恕你直言 - 世界正在改变 - With respect? - The world is changing.
[短下巴被视作性格软弱]
贵族们都长着短小下巴是有原因的 There's a reason why aristocrats developed weak chins.
艾格西 Eggsy?
艾格西 出来一下 Eggsy, come here.
- 还有卷纸吗 - 没有 - Got any whistler paper? - No.
为什么不帮你妈 Why don't you do your mamma a favor,
去楼下商店买点呢 go down to the store and get some.
- 你自己去买 - 嘿 - Get 'em yourself. - Oy,
和你说过不要这样和迪恩说话 What'd I say to you about speaking to Dean like that?
三个人多挤 怎么不叫迪恩的走狗去买 Feels like a crowd in here Why don't Dean's poodle go?
要不这样吧 I'll say you what?
拿着这些钱 Why don't you take this and
去买卷纸 顺便给你自己买点糖 get the stuff and get yourself some sweets?
你出去之后 And while you're gone,
我会让你妈妈见识下我们三人也能相处甚欢 we'll show your mother how three can be a good company.
谢谢宝贝 Thanks babe.
来吧 Come here.
给你这个 Here we go.
好点了吧 Is it better?
迪恩对你妈这么差 她为什么不离开他 If Dean treats mum so bad, why doesn't she leave him?
缺乏自尊 这就是问题所在 Low self-esteem. That's her problem.
滚蛋 她怎么可能没自尊呢 Fuck off, why would she have low self-esteem?
他妈可性感了 Note his mum's a wolfie.
- 不要见怪 伙计 - 没关系 - No offense pal. - It's alright.
总有一天 我要打烂他的脸 One of this days I'm gonna smash his face in.
兄弟 你疯了吗 Are you mental, cuz?
他会找那些家伙来对付你 He'll just get that lot to do you
然后假装自己什么都...不知情 and then pretend he knew nothing...about it.
别以为我们老大在泡艾格西的老妈 Oy, you think you can chat shit about us and
你们在这瞎掰掰 我们不敢对你怎么样 we'll do nothing just because our guy's bangin' Eggsy's mum?
- 就是这样想的 - 别这样 - Pretty much, yeah. - Leave it,
我们走吧 伙计 不值得 let's just go, man. It's not worth it.
这不欢迎你们 滚吧 You boys have overstayed your welcome. Leave.
干嘛 What?
抱歉 不好意思咯 Sorry about that bro.
笨蛋 Yeah...muck.
不值得跟他们一般见识 兄弟 They are not fucking worth it, cuz.
外面冷死了 我们为什么要走路呢 It's freezing. Why are we walking?
你这家伙偷了他的车钥匙 You jacked his fucking car keys, bruh?
没错 我们还要玩坏他的车 Yeah, now we're gonna nick his car.
见鬼 Shit.
等等 伙计们 Hold on boys.
妈的那车是我的 That's my fucking car.
艾格西 Hey! Hey! Eggsy.
我发誓 你们麻烦大了 I swear, you're in fucking trouble.
你他妈的死定了 You are fucking dead!
停下来 Stop it!
我他妈要杀了你 I'm gonna fucking kill you.
狂飙吧 艾格西 Floor it, Eggsy.
迪恩 是我 Hey yeah Dean, look it's me.
他妈艾格西刚偷了我的车 Eggsy just stole my fucking car.
我在酒吧门口 他当着我的面 I've come out of the pub, he's done 15
原地转了十五圈 然后直接把车开走了 about donuts on my fucking face and then he's drove off.
他没把我放在眼里 就是在蔑视你 He's disrespecting me and so he's disrespecting you.
慢着 什么... Oh hold up. What the...
见鬼 Damn it.
狐狸是有害动物 你应该直接碾压过去的 Foxes are vermin, guys. You should've driven it over.
我应该做的事情可多了 I should've done a lot of things.
剩下的交给我 你们下车 I'll sort this, get out of the car.
快他妈下车 Get out of the fucking car.
艾格西 小偷可没有正义同盟可言 Eggsy, there is no such thing as honor among thieves.
你最好供出 Now you can start giving
当时和你一起的同伙名单... me some names of the boys you were with...
要么你蹲监狱 这完全取决于你 Or you go down. It's up to you.
我想行使我打电话的权利 I want to exercise my right to a phone call.
我希望是打给你妈的 Well, I hope it's to your mom...
告诉她 你要十八个月后才能回家吃晚饭了 to tell her that you're going to be 18 months late for dinner.
客户投诉部 请问有什么能帮你 Customer complaints. How may I help you?
我叫艾格西·安文 对不起 是加里·安文 My name's Eggsy Unwin. Sorry, Gary Unwin.
我遇到大麻烦了 我现在在市区的警察局 And I'm up shit creek, I'm in an urban police station
我妈说如果我需要帮助可以打这个电话... and my mom said to call this number if ever I needed help...
对不起 先生 你打错电话了 I'm sorry, sir. Wrong number.
等等 Wait, wait
“牛津鞋 不要布洛克” Oxford's not Brogue's?
您的投诉已受理 Your complaint has been duly noted,
希望我们不会失去您这样的忠实客户 and we hope that we've not lost you as a loyal customer.
警察局
什么 What?
但是...好 but...yep
是的 我完全理解 Yes, I totally understand.
艾格西. Eggsy.
- 要搭便车回家吗 - 你是谁 - Would you like a lift home? - Who are you?
- 保释你出来的人 - 你还没有回答我的问题 - The man who got you released. - That ain't an answer.
如果你能礼貌地说声谢谢就好了 A little gratitude would be nice.
我的名字是哈利·哈特 那勋章是我给你的 My name is Harry Hart. And I gave you that medal.
你的父亲救过我的命 Your father saved my life.
上好的麦芽酒和黑啤
那你做裁缝之前 参过军吗 像军官那种 So before you was a tailor, was you in the army? Like an officer?
不完全是 Not quite.
你们当时被派遣去了哪 伊拉克还是别的地方 So where was you posted, Iraq or something?
抱歉 艾格西 这是机密 Sorry, Eggsy. Classified.
但是我爸救了你一命 是吧 But my dad saved your life, yeah?
你父亲去世那天 是我疏忽了 The day your father died, I missed something.
如果不是他挺身而出 And if it weren't for his courage,
我的过失会让在场的所有人都付出生命的代价 my mistake would have cost the lives of every man present.
所以是我欠他的 So I owe him.
你父亲是个勇敢的人 还是个好人 Your father was a brave man. A good man.
查阅了你的档案后 我觉得 And having read your files, I'd think
你父亲他肯定会对你选择的人生失望透顶 he'd be bitterly disappointed in the choices you've made.
你没资格这样说我 You can't talk to me like that.
高智商 小学时表现极为出色 Huge IQ, great performance in primary school.
然后一落千丈 And it all went tits up.
吸毒 小偷小摸 游手好闲 Drugs, petty crime, never had a job.
你以为工作满大街都是吗 Do you think there's a lot of jobs going around?
这解释不了你为何放弃了你的爱好 Doesn't explain why you gave up your hobbies.
你连续两年蝉联地区举办的十岁以下儿童 First prize, regional under tens' gymnastics
体操比赛第一名 Two years in a row.
你教练曾视你为奥运队的人才 Your coach had had you pegged as Olympic team material.
对 跟那样的后爸生活在一起 Yeah and when you grow up around someone like my stepdad,
不想学新的东西都难 you pick up new hobbies pretty quick.
总是把错误推到别人身上 Always someone else's fault.
你退队又该埋怨谁呢 And who's to blame you for quitting the Marines?
你在训练中表现优异却中途放弃了 You were halfway through training, doing brilliantly, but you gave up.
因为我妈妈她疯了 Because my mum went mental.
她总是说我会像我爸爸那样丢下她 Banging on about losing me as well as dad.
我们才不会给你们这样的势利小人当炮灰 Then we wouldn't be cannon fodder for snobs like you.
你们总是高高在上的 对我这样的人指手画脚 Judging people like me from your ivory towers，
但从没想过我们这样做的原因 with no thought about why we do what we do.
我们别无选择 知道吗 We ain't got much choice, you get me?
如果我们和你一样 含着银汤匙出身 And if we was born with the same silver spoon up our arses...
即使不比你优秀 至少也能和你一样 we would do just as well as you, if not better.
你他妈的还敢来这儿 好大的胆子 What the fuck you doing here? You taking a piss?
这些年轻人也是 Some more examples of young men
只要有银制灵药就能成功的例子吗 who simply need a silver suppository?
不 他们是例外 走吧 No, they are exceptions. Come on.
为何 我们还没喝完呢 Nonsense, we haven't finished our drinks.
你偷了他的车那一刻起 After you nicked his car, Dean says
迪恩说他不会罩你了 我才不管你妈怎样给你求情 you're a free guy I don't give a shit what your mum says.
听着 小伙子们 Listen, boys.
我今天心情不太好 所以 I have had a rather emotional day, so
不管你们对艾格西有什么不满 我相信都是事出有因的 whatever your beef with Eggsy is and I'm sure its well founded...
如果你们能让我们单独待会.... I would appreciate it enormously
让我好好喝完这杯可口的吉尼斯黑啤 if you could just leave us in peace ...
我将不胜感激 until I finish this lovely pint of Guinness.
你最好少管闲事 老头子 You should get out of the way,
拳头可是不长眼 Granddaddy. Or you'll get hurt a lot.
他不是开玩笑的 你走吧 He ain't joking, you should go.
借过 Excuse me.
如果你想找个牛郎玩玩 If you're looking for another rent boy,
可以去史密斯街的转角处看看 they're on the corner of Smith's Street.
不知礼 Manners...
无以 maketh...
立也 the man.
知道这句话的意思吗 Do you know what that means?
不知道的话让我就给你上一课吧 Then let me teach you a lesson.
我们是要这样傻站一整天 Are we going to stand around here all day,
还是要来痛快打一架 or are we going to fight?
你妈逼去死 他妈个王八蛋 You fucking dirty. You fucking dirty.
击昏 STUN
消除记忆 Amnesia
不好意思 我只是需要发泄一下 Sorry about that. Needed to let off a little steam.
昨天我有个朋友去世了 Yesterday a friend of mine died.
其实他也认识你父亲 He knew your father too, actually.
真的很抱歉 艾格西 I do apologise, Eggsy.
我不该当着你面大打出手的 I should not have done this in front of you.
不 拜托 我什么也不会说 No. Please. I won't say nothing,
我发誓 从这一刻起 我会保持沉默 I swear. If there is one thing I can do, it's keep my mouth shut.
你不会告诉别人吗 You won't tell a soul?
事实上 我从没出卖过别人 As a fact, I've never crossed anyone out.
- 这是承诺吗 - 我以性命担保 - Is that a promise? - On my life.
不胜感激 艾格西 Much appreciated, Eggsy.
你说我是势利小人的话是正确的 但是也有例外 You're right about the snobs. But there too, there are exceptions.
祝你一切好运 Best of luck with everything.
名人新闻 里奇蒙德·瓦伦丁的电影 In celebrity news, The Richmond Valentine movie
昨晚在好莱坞首映 premiered in Hollywood, last night.
这个关于网络大亨崛起的故事 The story of the Internet billionaire's rise to power
是本季度获奖热门 is expected to be this award season's hot ticket.
值得注意的是伊奇·阿萨里亚没有出席红毯仪式 One notable absence from the red carpet is Iggy Azalea,
她在三天前就行踪不明... still missing three days after he....
也没有出现在她个人的奥克兰演唱会上 after she failed to appear at her Oakland concert.
至今仍未收到有关赎金的要求... No ransom has been demanded.
艾格西 快走 快 他要... Eggsy, just go, please. Because he's gonna...
- 求你了 别伤害他 - 滚开 - 别打他了 - Please! Don't hurt him. - Fuck off! - Don't hurt him!
滚开 给我他妈的闭嘴 Get the fuck away! Shut the fuck up.
他妈的酒吧里和你一起的家伙是谁 Who was with you in that fucking pub?
- 我要知道和你在一起的老东西是谁 - 就我一个人 - I want to know the name of the geezer you were with. - I was with no one.
- 是谁 - 我他妈的不知道你在说什么 - Who was it? - I don't know what you're fucking on about.
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
- 妈的快说出他的名字 - 我他妈的不知道你在说什么 - Fucking tell me the name. - I don't know what you're fucking on about.
听好了 我要你告诉我在酒吧里 You listen to me. I want to know who you was
和你在一起的是谁 听懂了没 with in that pub. Do you understand?
妈的告诉我他的名字 I want to know his fucking name.
我发誓我要宰了你 I swear I'll rip you out.
- 说啊 - 我他妈不知道你在说什么 - Tell me! - I don't know what you're fucking on about.
- 告诉我 - 快告诉他吧 艾格西 - Tell me! - Just tell him, Eggsy!
滚开 滚开 Fuck off. Fuck off.
我现在就可以杀了你 而且没人会知道 I can kill you right now and no one in the world will know this.
但我知道 But I wouldn't.
我手上掌握的证据足够让你在监狱里度过余生 I have enough evidence on your activities to have you locked up for the rest of your life.
- 迪恩·安东尼·贝克先生 - 妈的是谁说话 - Mister Dean Anthony Baker. - What the fuck?
所以我建议你离那男孩远点 So I suggest you leave the boy alone.
不然我只能把证据送到相关部门那里 Or I shall be forced to deliver it to the appropriate authorities.
艾格西 去我跟你说过的裁缝店来见我 Eggsy, meet me at the tailor I told you about.
这他妈的到底什么情况 What the fuck's going on here?
妈的我看你这次怎么逃 Let's see how you fucking make it.
艾格西来了 Here's Eggsy.
过来 Come here.
你个该死的 被我抓到你就死定了 You wanker! I'll have you soon.
“金士曼裁缝店”
我从来没见过裁缝 I've never met a tailor before.
但我知道你肯定不是 But I know you ain't one.
跟我来 Come with me.
进来啊 Come on in.
你看见什么了 What do you see?
一个想知道这他妈是怎么回事的人 Someone who wants to know what the fuck is going on.
我看见了一个有潜力的年轻人 I see a young man with potential.
一个忠诚的年轻人 A young man who is loyal.
他可以完成使命 而且想有所作为 Who can do as he is asked, and who wants to do something good with his life.
你看过电影"颠倒乾坤"吗 Did you see the film "Trading Places"?
没有 No.
那"尼基塔"呢 "风月俏佳人"呢 How about "Nikita"? "Pretty Woman"?
好吧 Alright.
我想说的是 没有含着银汤勺出生让你的人生有点曲折艰难 My point is, the lack of a silver spoon has set you on a certain path,
但你可以选择改变 but you needn't stay on it.
只要你准备好适应并学习 你就可以逆转 If you're prepare to adapt and learn, you can transform.
就像"窈窕淑女"里面那样吗 Oh, like in "My Fair Lady"?
你真让人惊喜 对 就像"窈窕淑女"那样 You're full of surprises. Yes, like "My Fair Lady".
现在 我要给你一个为皇家服务的机会 Only in this case, I am offering you the opportunity to become a Kingsman.
- 裁缝吗 - 王牌特工 - A tailor? - A Kingsman agent.
- 像间谍一样 - 类似 - Like a spy? - Of sorts.
- 感兴趣吗 - 你觉得我还有可担心的吗 - Interested? - You think I've got anything to lose?
从1849年起 金士曼就为 Since 1849, Kingsman Tailors have clothed
世界上最有权势的人服务 the world's most powerful individuals.
在1919年 他们中的一大部分人 In 1919, a great number of them
在一战中失去了继承人 had lost their heirs to World War 1.
这意味着一大笔钱没有人继承 That meant a lot of money going uninherited.
许多掌权者都想要保卫和平 保护生命 And a lot of powerful men with a desire to preserve peace and protect life.
而我们的创建者意识到 Our founders realized that
他们可以利用财富和影响力帮助更多的人 they could channel that wealth and influence for a greater good.
我们的冒险就这样开始了 And so began our adventure.
一个拥有最高度自由裁判权的独立国际情报机构 An independent international intelligence agency operating at the highest level of discretion.
没有政治和官僚主义 Without the politics and bureaucracy...
专门瓦解政府手下的间谍组织 that undermine the integrity of government run spy organizations.
西装是现代绅士的铠甲 A suit is the modern gentleman's armor.
王牌特工就是新时代的骑士 And the Kingsman agents are the new knights.
- 这他妈究竟有多深 - 非常深 - How deep does this fucking thing go? - Deep enough.
糟糕 我们迟到了 Shit. We're late.
你爸爸也有过这种表情 Your father had the same look on his face.
我也有过 As did I.
来吧 Come on.
加拉哈德 我的代号 Galahad. My code name.
- 又迟到了 先生 - 祝你好运 - Late again, sir. - Good Luck.
进去吧 In you go.
集合 Fall in.
女士们先生们 我是梅林 Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Merlin.
你们即将经历的可能是这世上最危险的工作面试 You are about to embark on what is probably the most dangerous job interview in the world.
你们当中仅有一人会成为下一个兰斯洛特 One of you and only one of you will become the next Lancelot.
有人知道这是什么吗 你说 Can anybody tell me what this is? Yes
- 运尸袋 先生 - 正确 - A body bag, sir. - Correct.
- 查理是吧 - 是的 先生 - Charlie, isn't it? - Yes, sir.
很好 一会儿你们每人拿一个运尸袋 Good. In a moment, you will each collect a body bag.
写上自己的名字 You will write your name on that bag.
你们还要在那个袋子上写上自己亲人的资料 You will write the details of your next of kin. On that bag.
这意味着你们了解自己将面临的风险 This represents your acknowledgement of the risks that you are about to face...
也表示你们同意遵守严格的保密协定 as well as your agreement to strict confidentiality,
如果不小心打破了协定 which incidentally if you break...
你和你的亲人就用得上那个袋子了 will result in you and your next of kin being in that bag.
明白了吗 Is that understood?
很好 解散 Excellent. Fall out.
洛克希恩尼 但叫我洛克希吧 Roxanne. But call me Roxy.
- 我叫艾格西 - 蛋蛋 - 不 是艾格西 - I am Eggsy. - Eggy? - No. Eggsy.
蛋蛋 他们是在哪儿找到你的 Eggy...and where did they dig you up?
你知道我们不能谈论推荐我们的人 You know we are not allowed to discuss who proposed us.
那我们得把他灭口 Then we need to bite his head off.
查理只是在闲聊 是吧 查理 Charlie's only making conversation, right Charlie?.
- 我叫迪格比 - 迪格比 - I'm Digby. - Digby
蛋蛋 这是卢夫斯 卢夫斯 这是蛋蛋 Eggy, this is Rufus. Rufus, Eggy.
- 那么蛋蛋 你来自牛津还是剑桥 - 都不是 - So Eggy, are you Oxford or Cambridge? - Neither.
圣安德鲁斯 达勒姆 St. Andrews? Durham?
等等我觉得我们可能见过 Oh wait, I think we may have met.
在温切斯特加油站的麦当劳那儿 是你给我点餐的吗 Did you serve me at the McDonalds in Winchester Service Station?
不是 No.
一定是在圣安德鲁斯 It must be St. Andrews.
- 别理他们 - 你要笔吗 - Just ignore them. - Do you need a pen?
- 谢谢 - 艾美利亚 是吗 - Cheers. - Amelia, isn't it?
- 艾美利亚 这是艾格西 - Amelia. Eggsy.
- 你好 艾格西 - Hi, Eggsy.
- 别理那些家伙 - 这也是我要告诉他的 - Don't take any notice of those guys. - That's what I told him.
这只是唬人的把戏 It's just scare tactics.
军队惯用的手段 没人会死 Classic army technique. No one's gonna die.
真遗憾 Shame.
太好了 所以你不知道 中情局不知道 Great, so you don't know, the CIA don't know.
没人知道这人是谁了吗 Nobody knows who this guy is?
没事 真的 没事 Fine. Seriously, it's fine.
并不是完全没事 但我不是为这来的 Well, it's not really fine but it's not why I'm here.
哥们你了解我 我的问题不是钱 Hell man, you know me. Money's not my issue.
我本可以直接从麻省理工退休 I could have retired straight out of MIT,
找一个小岛颐养天年 让生意自己运作去吧 fucked off to some island and let the business run itself.
没有人让我去拯救地球 是我自己想做的 Nobody told me to try and save the planet. I wanted to.
研究气候变化 游说政客 不断砸钱 Climate change research, lobbying, years of studying, billions of dollars.
你知道为什么我放弃了吗 And you know why quit?
因为我上一次检查的时候 地球还是一团糟 Because the last time I checked, the planet was still fucked.
所以我顿悟了 Hence, my epiphany.
钱是解决不了问题的 Money won't solve this.
那些自称为政治家的白痴们 他们都是缩头乌龟 Those idiots who call themselves politicians, they bury their heads in the sand ...
除了改选什么也不支持 and stood for nothing but re-election.
所以过去两年中我试着寻找一个真正的解决方案 So I spent the last two years trying to find a real solution.
而我找到了 And I found it.
现在 如果你真的想让世界变得更美好 Now, If you really want to make the world a better place...
我建议你们竖起耳朵听好了 I suggest you open your fucking ears
因为我马上就要告诉你们了 because I'm about to tell it to you.
继续 瓦伦丁先生 我还在听 Go on, Mr. Valentine. I'm still listening.
只要你同意我所有的要求 As long as you agree to all my terms.
别惊慌 听我说 冷静 Do not panic. Listen to me. Stay calm.
妈的 Fuck.
- 通气管 - 通气管 - U snorkels. - U snorkels?
- 淋浴器喷头 - 淋浴器喷头 - Showerheads. - Showerheads?
她是对的 走 快走 She's right. Go. Fucking go.
去拉一下那道破门如何 And what about pulling the fucking door?
恭喜完成第一个任务 Congratulations on completing your first task.
查理 洛克希 干得好 Charlie, Roxy, well done.
那些还没搞清楚情况的人听好了 For those who 're still confused
要是你用通气管插到马桶的U型部分 If you get a breathing tube run the U-bend of a toilet,
你就有了无限的空气供给 you have an unlimited air supply.
简单的物理知识 好好记住 Simple physics. Worth remembering.
艾格西 发现那是个双向镜子真是好样的 Eggsy, well done for spotting that was a two-way mirror.
我见得多了去了 I've seen enough of 'em.
你们可以把脸上的傻笑收回去 Yeah you can all wipe those smirks off your faces.
因为在我看来你们每一个人都失败了 Because as far as I am concerned, every single one of you has failed.
你们都忘了最重要的事情 You all forgot the most important thing:
团队合作 Teamwork.
好像不是经典军队唬人手段 So much for classic army technique.
35 105 35, 105.
就这样 就是这样 That's it. That's it.
你好 有什么可以帮到你 Hello. Can I help you?
是的 我有个关于人类起源对地球影响的问题 Yes, I have a question about anthropogenic force.
真的吗 这个问题很值得探讨 Really? Well, it's actually quite fascinating.
我的同事为了营救你而牺牲了 My colleague died trying to rescue you.
你一定见识过他是多么的训练有素 And I'm sure you saw how well-trained he was.
所以我建议你告诉我是谁绑架了你 So I suggest you tell me who kidnapped you
他们又为什么放了你 and why they let you go.
我不知道你在说什么 I have no idea what you're talking about ...
我不能说 那是... I can not say, it was ...
看在上帝的份上 我根本没用力 这人怎么... Oh for god's sake, I barely touched you. How man are...
植入物已激活
去他妈的 不管他是谁 我会... Fuck that guy, whoever he is, I'm gonna...
居然逼我杀了阿尔诺德教授 我最他妈爱的阿尔诺德教授 He made me kill Professor Arnold. Goddamn loved Professor Arnold.
好消息是我们知道应急和监控系统运行良好 Well the good news is we know the emergency and surveillance systems work.
你知道什么不是好消息吗 You know what is not good news?
"我的同事牺牲了" 他那么说的 "My colleague died." That's what he said.
这是个组织 他们正在全力追踪我们 This is an organization and they are all over us.
你跟哪些机构联系了... Whoever you spoke to...
我说了 我联系克格勃 军情六处 I told you, I am in contact with the KGB, MI6,
摩萨德和北京 Mossad and Beijing.
分别为苏联 英国 以色列情报机关
- 他们都坚称那不是他们的人 - 北京 - They all insist he wasn't one of theirs. - Beijing.
中国秘密情报机关连个标识性的名字都没有 还真是吓人啊 So freaky how there's no recognizable name for the Chinese Secret Service.
不过 这样才叫秘密组织 对吧 Now that's what you call a secret, right?
你知道吗 You know what?
让他们去死吧 我们得加快进度 把产品发布提前 Fuck it. We need to speed things up. Bring the product release forward.
他们还在生产过程中 如果加快进度要花一大笔钱的 They are only halfway into production. Speeding it will cost a fortune.
你看我像在乎钱的样子吗 照我说的做 Do I look like I give a fuck? Just get it done..
正如你们昨晚所学到的一课 As some of you would have learned last night:
在特工学院 团队合作至高无上 Teamwork is paramount here at Kingsman.
在这里我们会增强你们的技巧 测试你们的极限 We are here to enhance your skills, test you to limits.
所以你们要选一只小狗 Which is why you're gonna pick a puppy.
无论你去哪儿 你的狗都跟着你 Wherever you go, your dog goes.
你要照顾它 训练它 You will care for it, you will teach it.
等它们训练有素之时 你们的训练也完成了 And by the time they are fully trained, so will you be.
那是特指你们当中能或者完成训练的人 Those of you who are still here, that is.
都明白了吗 去挑选一只小狗吧 Do you understand? Choose your puppy.
- 狮子狗吗 - 怎么 它们可是猎犬 - A poodle? - What? They are gun dogs.
最古老的工作犬种 容易训练 Oldest working breed. Easy to train.
哈巴狗吗 A pug?
好歹也是条斗牛犬 不是吗 This is still a bulldog, isn't it?
它还是会长大的吧 不是吗 It would get bigger though, wouldn't it?
见鬼 Shit.
核磁共振没有显示脑震荡的症状 His MRI shows no signs of concussion.
甚至没有直接脑外伤 No direct brain trauma at all.
- 他多久能出院 - 回答这个问题得花上百万去研究一下 - How much longer can he be out? - That's the million-dollar question.
我们不知道他在那儿遭受了什么攻击 We don't know what he was exposed to in there.
哈利的录像呢 What about Harry's footage?
没发回到他家的终端吗 It didn't stream to his home terminal?
加密了 没法破解 Encrypted and uncrackable.
要是他醒过来了 If and when he comes round,
或许你能找他问出密码 you might wanna have a word with him about sharing his password.
他会没事的对吗 Is he gonna be alright?
我们得有耐心 艾格西 但希望还在 We need to have patience, Eggsy. But there is hope.
要是我是你 我就专心训练 通过测试 让他骄傲 If I were you, I'd concentrate on your training. Make it through the test, make him proud.
来吧 J.B. 来吧 Come on, J.B. Come on.
我不要因为你变最后一名 I am not gonna be last cause of you.
J.B. 再不走信不信我他妈毙了你 J.B, I'll shoot you, goddamn.I'll fucking shoot you.
梅林说我们不准抱着你们跑 Merlin said we're not allowed to hold you.
放他的狗屁 Bollocks.
水又来了 Water.
找茬是吧 Come on then.
艾格西 算了吧 Eggsy, you forget it.
怎么了哥们 开不起玩笑啦 Oh what's wrong mate, can't take a joke?
真的 你会被开除 这根本不值得 Seriously, you'll get turned out and it's just not worth it.
也许我他妈根本不在乎被开除 Maybe I don't give a fuck about getting kicked out.
真的吗 来吧 人生玩家 Really? Come on, you player.
查理 滚开 Charlie, fuck off.
滚远点 白痴 Yeah, go on, walk away. Dickhead.
好啦 J.B. 没事啦 Come on, J.B. It's all right.
你们有一小时整来完成测试 现在开始 You have exactly one hour to complete the test. Starting now.
新目标 800米 New target. 800 meters.
真是难以置信 你还在这里 It's unbelievable. You're still here.
跟一坨屎一样 冲都冲不走 Lingering on like some big steaming shit that just won't flush.
收到 目标已确认 你他妈就不能闭嘴吗 Roger that. Target identified. And how about you shut the fuck up.
正面差别待遇 真不值得 Positive discrimination. It isn't worth it.
就像有些人能进高等学府 Like those fucking steak cooks who go down seaways
仅因为他们的老妈是一个断了腿的同性恋 because their mum's a one-legged lesbian.
你他妈又不了解我的阶级 You don't know fuck-all about my grades.
哦 抱歉 我很肯定你接受过高等教育 Oh forgive me. I'm sure you're highly educated.
准备好就开枪 Fire when ready.
这样的正面差别待遇如何 How's that for positive discrimination?
谢谢二位的倾听 I wanna thank you both for listening.
我非常非常感谢您远道而来 尊敬的公主殿下 And I really, really appreciate your travelling all this way, Your Royal Highness.
您也一样 首相先生 And you too, Prime Minister.
我觉得这个构想很绝妙 I think this is quite brilliant.
这绝对是个绝妙的构想 It is absolutely brilliant.
你完全疯掉了吧 You are completely crazy.
首相先生 请你清醒一点 Prime Minister, please remain sober-minded.
你竟然会考虑这样的事情 真是让我惊讶 How can you take it into consideration?
- 不 别碰我... - 抱歉 公主殿下... - No! Don't... -I'm sorry, Your Royal Highness ...
要将斯堪的纳维亚地区拉回正轨 but you got a big role to play...
你的角色至关重要 in getting the Scandinavian region back on track.
你备受人民爱戴 具有感召力以及激励民众的能力 You're popular, inspirational and you have the power to galvanize the people.
如今不管你参不参加... Now whether you're on board or not...
我需要把你长期安置在一个能保证你的安全的地方 I am going to have to insist on getting you somewhere I can ensure your safety.
你呢 首相先生 你是否要加入呢 How about you, Prime Minister? You in or out?
我觉得此时此刻 作为一名政治家 是该作出行动 Well, I think it's about time that a politician did something that...
- 真正去改变世界了 - 太对了 - actually made a difference. - Too true.
把她带走 Take her away.
真不敢相信 你一定会后悔的
- 喝一杯吗 - 好啊 - Drink? - Why not?
警卫们 救救我 Security, help me.
别担心 公主不会受到任何伤害的 Don't worry. No harm will come to the princess.
反正我支持共和政体 所以真的无所谓 Well I'm Republican anyway, so it really doesn't matter.
放开公主 Release the princess.
好了 搞定了 不疼对吗 Okay, you're done. Not too bad, right?
- 我都没什么感觉 - 欢迎加入 - I hardly felt a thing. - Welcome aboard.
荣幸之至 The pleasure is all mine.
进来之前不知道敲门吗 Ever heard of knocking?
我计划入室抢劫前才会敲门踩点 Only when I'm casing a place to rob.
梅林说你要见我 Merlin said you wanted to see me.
我希望J.B.的训练和你一样顺利 Hope J. B.'s training is going as well as yours is.
坐下 Sit.
恭喜你成为最后六个候选人之一 Congratulations on making it to the final six candidates.
你的成绩比我预期的还要好 Your test results are even better than I could've hoped.
进来 Come in.
艾格西 我要和哈利单独谈几句 你回避一下 Eggsy, I need to have a private conversation. You're dismissed.
不用了 让他待着 说不定能学到点什么 Nonsens, let him observe. He'd learn a thing or two.
悉随尊便 来看看这个 As you wish. Take a look at this.
看在上帝的份上 我几乎没碰你 这人怎么... "Oh for god's sake, I barely touched you. How man are..."
我靠 这也太过分了 哈利 Fucking hell. That's ring, Harry.
你把他头都爆了 这有点过了 不是吗 You blew up his head? It's a bit much, isn't it?
实际上 爆炸是他脖子上的植入物引起的 Actually, the explosion was caused by an implant in his neck.
在这儿 就在伤疤下面 Here. Under that scar.
我的装备捕捉到它的触发信号了吗 Did my hardware pick up the signal that triggered it?
很幸运地捕捉到了 Fortunately, yes.
但很不幸的是 所追踪到的注册IP地址登记在瓦伦丁公司名下 Unfortunately, the IP address is traced to it's registered to the Valentine Corporation.
这线索没什么用 他们在全世界有几百万的员工 It's not much of a lead. They have millions of employees worldwide.
不 里奇蒙德·瓦伦丁是个天才 No, Richmond Valentine is a genius.
你们都没看他今天的发布会吗 Did you not see his announcement today?
没有 No.
我们一年花在手机和网络上的费用平均要两千美元 We each spend on average $2,000 a year on cellphone and internet usage.
在此我很荣幸向大家宣布 It gives me great pleasure to announce,
这样的时代要结束了 those days are over.
从明天开始 每个男人 女人 还有孩子都能 As of tomorrow, every man, woman and child can claim
拿到一张免费的 a free SIM card...
适用于所有手机和电脑的电话卡 compatible with any cellphone, any computer and ...
而且可以免费使用我公司的通讯服务 utilize my communications network for free.
免费电话 免费网络 人人共享 Free calls. Free internet. For everyone.
永久有效 Forever.
瓦伦丁的助理也有相同的植入物疤痕 Valentine's assistant has the same implant scar.
我觉得我要和瓦伦丁先生来一次单独会晤了 I think Mr. Valentine and I shall have a tête-à-tête.
他下周有一场晚宴 He's having a gala dinner next week.
我帮你搞一张邀请函 但是你要万分小心 I'll get you an invitation. You need to be careful though.
在你卧床期间 已有上百个重要人物失踪了 Since you were out, hundreds of VIPs have gone missing.
没有勒索信 和阿尔诺德教授的情况如出一辙 No ransom notes, exactly like Professor Arnold.
那我建议你给我编造一个值得绑架的身份 Then I suggest you make my alias somebody worth kidnapping.
怎么办 怎么办
- 你恐高吗 - 是的 还可以 但我以前做过 - You're afraid of heights? - Yes, it' OK, but I've done it before.
要是我不想着可能还好一点 Probably alright if I don't think of it.
嘿 你会没事的 你是成绩最优异的学员之一 Hey, you'll be alright, You're top of the class.
听好 你们的任务是避开雷达的追踪 Listen up, the mission is to land in the target
降落在指定地点 without the radar detecting you.
如果我在雷达上追踪到你们 If I read you on the radar
或者没降落到指定地点 那就打包回家吧 or you miss the target, you go home.
都明白了吗 Is that understood?
即将到达降落区域 还有二十秒 Drop zone coming up. 20 seconds.
出发了 Here we go.
艾格西 我觉得我真的不行 Eggsy, I really don't think I can do this.
你当然不行 Of course you can't.
闪到后面去 我来教教你怎么做 Get to the back and I'll show you how.
- 来吧 - 跳吧 - Come on. - Come on
艾格西 等等 等一下 Eggsy, wait. Hang on.
洛克希 别想太多了 Roxy, just stop fucking about.
跟着我跳 好吗 Follow me, yeah?
来吧 Come on.
洛克希 现在不跳就没机会了 Roxy, it's now or never.
跳啊 Jump.
好姑娘 洛克希 真高兴你做到了 Good girl, Rox. I'm glad you made it.
好极了 Nice
哦 你们看起来心情都不错嘛 真以为会这么简单吗 My my, you're all very cheerful. You really think it was gonna be that straightforward?
白痴都能看懂屏幕上的数字 Any idiot can read a heads-up display.
身为王牌特工 你得学会在高压环境下解决问题 A Kingsman agent needs to be able to solve problems under pressure.
比方说你们之中有一个人 Like what to do when one of
没有降落伞的情况下该怎么办 your group has no parachute.
什么 没有降落伞 是谁 What? No parachute? Who?
- 操 是谁 - 我们该怎么办 - Fuck. Which one? - What do we do?
我告诉过你们要降落在目标上 I told you. Aim for the target
而且不能被雷达发现 coming under the radar.
希望我不用将 And I hope not to be
某人从地上铲出来 scraping one of you up.
但如果你真能摔进目标里 But if I do have to and you're inside the target...
我会对你刮目相看的 means I'll be very impressed.
所有人听着 我有个法子 Everybody listen, I've got a plan.
两人一组 抓住离你最近的人 Pair up. Grab the closest person to you.
卢夫斯 快点 Rufus, come on.
我操 Fuck.
卢夫斯 Rufus.
真该死 我过不来 Oh shit. I can't.
我操 Fuck.
谢天谢地 Thank god.
卢夫斯 你这个卑鄙小人 Rufus, you wanker.
我们现在成了奇数了 围成一圈吧 We are an odd number now. Quick, make a circle.
操 好吧兄弟们 就这么做 Fuck. Fine boys. Let's do it.
我们轮流打开降落伞 We'll pull our cords one by one.
找到那个倒霉蛋后 右手边的人就抓住他 When we know who's it, the person on the rigth grabs him.
好的 艾格西 OK, Eggsy.
好主意 艾格西 你们还有三十秒 Good plan, Eggsy. You have 30 seconds.
马上开始吧 快点 Come on now. Hurry up.
我先 Me first.
操 Fuck.
下一个是我 Me next.
警告 高度过低
地面上见 兄弟们 I'll see you on the ground, boys.
该我了 Now me.
操 Fuck.
洛克希 不管发生什么 我都会抓住你 好吗 Roxy, no matter what happens now, I've got you. Alright?、
好的 艾格西 OK, Eggsy.
- 你先来 好吗 - 好 - You first, okay? - Yes
艾格西 洛克希 Eggsy Roxy
我操 Oh, shit.
操 shit.
坚持住 Hold on.
雨果 迪格比 你们没落在K字标记上 Hugo, Digby, you don't land in the K
那就不能成为K的一员 then you're not in the K.
卢夫斯 你开伞太早 完全暴露在雷达上了 Rufus, you opened too soon. You were all over the radar.
你们三个 收拾东西回家吧 All three of you, pack your bags. Go home.
艾格西 洛克希 恭喜你们 你们创造了新纪录 Eggsy, Roxy, congratulations. You have set a new record.
直到300尺才开伞 够胆量 Opening at 300 feet, that's pretty ballsy.
漂亮地完成了又一项任务 解散吧 Well done on completing another task. Follow.
抱歉长官 但你们他妈为什么选我当倒霉蛋 Sorry sir, but why the fuck you choose me as the gim?
我这个候选人的命就这么不值钱 Am I the expendable candidate?
不不不 别这么跟我说话 No no no. You don't talk to me like that.
你有什么不满 过来在我耳边悄悄的说 If you have a complaint, then you can whisper in my ear.
把你的玻璃心好好的收一收 You need to take that jape off your shoulder.
德福里先生 见到你真高兴 Mr. DeVere. It's a pleasure to meet you.
抱歉 我想我把日子记错了 I am sorry. I seem to have my dates muddles up.
哦 不不 因为你的光临 我特地把晚宴取消了 Oh no no. I canceled the gala because of you.
捐赠了这么多钱的人值得我为他准备一场私人晚宴 请进 Anybody willing to donate that much deserves a private dinner. Come in.
谢谢 Thank you.
我得说 我十分期待和你见面 Gotta admit, I was really intrigued to meet you.
没有几个亿万富翁是我不认识的 There are not many billionaires I do not know.
我想也是 I don't doubt it.
很显然 我让我的人去查了查你的生意 Obviously, I have had my people looking into your affairs
发现您出身自一个富贵世家 and that's some pretty old money you're from.
你是怎么赚到的 How'd your folks make it?
主要是不动产 房地产市场 Property, mostly. Property in the markets.
没什么好隐瞒 如果你想知道的话 Nothing personal, if that's your concern.
啊 听着 我只是好奇你是个什么样的人 Ah look, I'm just in to find out what kind of person you are.
我想你能理解的 I'm sure you understand that.
- 我理解 - 希望你饿了 - I most certainly do. - Hope you're hungry.
- 我饿坏了 - 好极了 请坐吧 - I'm famished. - Good. Grab a seat.
- 请给我来一份巨无霸 - 选得好 - I'd have the Big Mac, please. - Great choice.
但是没什么能敌得过两份秘制酱料的吉士汉堡 But nothing beats two cheeseburgers with secret sauce.
- 和四五年的拉菲简直是绝配 - 经典搭配 - Tastes great with this '45 Lafite. - A classic pairing.
我推荐夹心面包 May I suggest Twinkies
搭配1937年滴金酒庄的酒作为甜点 with 1937 Château d'Yquem for pudding?
我喜欢 I like it.
你想捐钱给我的基金会是吗 So you want to donate to my foundation?
你应该知道我把这片地区的事项都停止了吧 You are aware that I wind things down in that area, right?
气候变化会影响着我们所有人 瓦伦丁先生 Climate changes affect us all, Mr. Valentine.
而你是为数不多的和我想法一致的有权势之人 And you are one of the few powerful people who seems to share my concerns.
我中断项目是因为没什么进展 I stepped things down because I wasn't getting anywhere.
每一个研究最后都指向相同的结论 Every bit of reasearch kept pointing to the same thing.
碳排放只是个幌子 无论我们做什么补救方法都只是徒劳 The carbon emissions are a red herring, and we are past the point of no return no matter what remedial actions we take.
你还挺懂的 You know your shit.
有时候我还挺嫉妒那些对自己的领域一无所知的人 I sometimes envy the blissful ignorance of those less well-versed in their shit.
就像阿尔诺德常说的 As Professor Arnold always said:
"人类是唯一知道宿主的死期 "Humankind is the only virus cursed
却还要带着这样的恐怖诅咒苟活的病毒" to live with the horrifying knowledge of its host's fragile mortality."
可没多少人知道他 There are not a lot of people who know about him.
你喜欢间谍电影吗 德福里先生 Do you like spy movies, Mr. DeVere?
现在的间谍电影对我来说都有点太严肃了 Nowadays, they're all a little serious for my taste.
但那些老电影...精彩无比 But the old ones...marvellous.
随时都能为我展示难以想象的戏剧化情节 Give me a farfetched theatrical plot any day.
那些老邦德电影 哦 天哪 The old Bond movies. Oh Man.
我还是个孩子时 那可是我的梦想职业 When I was a kid, that was my dream job.
一个绅士间谍 A gentleman spy.
但我总觉得是反派角色造就了老邦德电影的辉煌 I always felt the old Bond films were only as good as the villian.
在我还是个孩子的时候 As a child, I rather fancied
我总是幻想自己是个未来主义的自大狂 a futuristic colorful megalomaniac.
可我们都要长大 真是遗憾 What a shame we both had to grow up.
祝你好胃口 Bon appétit.
再给我几天去考虑一下你的提议 Just give me a couple of days to think over your proposal.
我会让人和你的人进行联系 然后就算谈妥了 I'll have my people get in touch with yours and it's all good.
感谢这一顿 愉快的用餐[麦当劳快乐儿童餐] Thank you for such a "happy meal".
- 你想让我跟踪他吗 - 不用 - Well, you want me to follow him? - No.
我在酒里放了纳米追踪器 I put a nanotracker gel in the wine.
接下来的二十四小时我们都会知道他的一举一动 We'll know his every move for the next 24 hours.
最终会查出来他为谁工作了 Finally find out who he works for.
瓦伦丁根本不让我离开他的视线 Valentine didn't let me out of his sight.
我在进去时只拍到这个 All I got was this, on the way in.
南林地使命教会是个仇恨团体 总部在肯塔基州 South Glade Mission Church is a hate group based in Kentucky.
联邦调查局已经监视他们好几年了 The FBI have been monitoring them for years.
你觉得瓦伦丁是他们的资助人吗 Do you think Valentine is a supporter?
不知道 我还没发现他们有关联的直接证据 但我会继续追查的 No, I didn't see evidence yet of a direct connection, but I'll keep looking.
哦 顺便一提 失踪名单又增加了一人 Oh, by the way, the ever-growing list of missing persons...
现在多了斯堪的纳维亚的皇室成员 Now includes Scandinavian Royalty.
迪尔德公主殿下 Royal Crown Princess Tilde.
放我出去 你这个疯子 Just let me out, you PSYCHO!
我说过了 你想什么时候出来都可以 I told you, you're free to go anytime you want.
- 只要你同意我的条件 - 我不同意 - As long as you agree to my conditions. - I don't agree.
而且我也永远不会同意 And I am never ever going to agree!
好吧 I see it.
贱货 Bitch.
我们要见英国大使 We want to see the British Council.
最近几周 失踪的名流人数还在继续增加 The list of missing celebrities and dignataries has continued to grow in recent weeks.
与日俱增的压力迫使各国领导人作出回应 And world leaders are coming under increasing pressure to provide answers.
我们在竭尽所能寻找迪尔德公主 We are doing everything in our power to find princess Tilde.
世界各国的政府和安全部队正在共同协作 You know, governments and security forces worldwide are working together...
寻找这些绑架案的幕后黑手 to find the person behind these abductions.
另一方面 全世界的人们都在 In other news, people all over the world
不分昼夜地排队领取免费的电话卡 continue to wait in line day and night to get their free SIM card.
P女士 你拿到卡了 Mrs. P. You get one?
是啊 我排了一整天的队了 Yeah, I've been queueing up all day.
慈善家里奇蒙德·瓦伦丁发起的史无前例的慷慨馈赠 This unprecedented giveaway by the philanthropist Richmond Valentine ...
目前已经对外发送了十亿张电话卡 has already seen over a billion cards distributed.
稍息 At ease.
你们以为今天的任务都完成了吗 So you thought you were done for the day, huh?
大概还没 Probably not.
- 派对 - 就在今晚 在伦敦 - A party? - Tonight. In London.
- 这是谁 - 你们的目标 - Who is this? - Your target.
你们的任务是利用你们学过的 Your mission is to use your NLP Training
神经语言程序学知识去俘获照片中的人 to win over the individual in the photograph in your envelope .
我说的"俘获" 指的是肉体关系上的 And when I say "win over", I do mean in the Biblical sense.
小意思 Easy
- 女孩都喜欢糙汉子 - 那我们走着瞧 - Most girls love a bit rough. - We'll see about that, yeah.
那是一定的 We certainly will.
你好 抱歉 我必须要过来说一句 Hi. Sorry, I just had to come over
"你的眼睛真是太美了" and say "Amazing eyes".
- 你带美瞳了吗 - 没有 - You wearing color contacts? - No.
- 你肯定戴了 - 天哪 负面打压 这可搞笑了 - You so are - Oh my god. 'Nagging'. That's hilarious.
九十年代之后我就没见过有人尝试这么搭讪了 I haven't had anyone try that since the 90s.
你说什么 Excuse me?
"负面打压" 即用一些负面的语言 "Negging". Saying something negative
来打压漂亮女孩的社会价值 to a pretty girl in order to undermine her social value.
这会让你想要赢得他的认可 Its supposed to make you want to win his approval.
可笑的基础语言神经学伎俩 Absurdly basic neurolinguistic programming technique.
只有我觉得这个香槟味道很奇怪吗 Is it just me or does this champagne taste a l'il bit funny?
每人爱好不同 哥们 That's an acquired taste, mate.
我想是因为这酒太廉价了 I think it's just cheap.
你可以尝尝这个 味道很不错 Get one of these instead. They're delicious.
如果你对色诱技巧感兴趣的话 You know, if you're interested in ornamental techniques,
这家伙就是教科书范本 this guy is textbook.
知道他刚才做了什么吗 这叫做"意见式开场" See what he just did? Its called an 'opinion opener.
他用一个中性的问题来和你搭讪 He got you talking with a neutral question ...
然后让大家都加入谈话 got all of us involved in the conversation,
因此你会注意到他这个人 so that you crave individual attention.
不是这样的 我只是在说香槟味道很怪 Nah, I'm just saying that the champagne tastes weird...
索菲小姐 我是蒙塔戈·贺林 Lady Sophie, Montague Herring,
接待处有电话找你 phone call for you at reception.
- 马上回来 - 待会儿见 - Be right back. - See you in a bit, yeah.
待会见 See you in a bit.
干得不错 洛克希 我现在感觉不太好 Good job, Rox. I'm feeling a bit rough.
你还好吧 You alright?
抱歉偷听你们说话 Sorry to eavesdrop ...
但是想要把人带回家还有一个更简单有效的方法 but there is a much easier way to guarantee getting someone home.
用迷幻药 Rohypnol.
或者药效更加强劲的东西 Or even something stronger.
你他妈的是谁 Who the fuck are you?
我在哪 Where am I?
这把刀可以救你的命 This knife can save your life.
操 Fuck
我雇主想问你两个问题 艾格西 My employer's two questions for you, Eggsy.
金士曼是什么 哈利·哈特又是谁 What the fuck is Kingsman? And who is Harry Hart?
我不知道那是什么鬼 I do not know what the fuck that is.
艾格西 我刚杀了你那两个朋友 Oh Eggsy, I just killed two of your friends
因为他们也给我这样一个胡扯的答案 because they gave me the same bullshit answer.
快把绳子割断 求你了 Just cut the fucking ropes, please.
嘿 艾格西 金士曼值得你为之献身吗 Hey, Eggsy, is the Kingsman worth dying for?
去你妈的 Fuck you.
恭喜 做得非常好 Congratulations. Bloody well done.
- 其他人怎么样 - 洛克希完美地通过了测试 - How'd the others do? - Roxy passed with flying colors.
查理是下一个 想看好戏吗 Charlie's up next. Want to watch?
好啊 Yeah, alright.
王牌特工真值得你送死吗 Is Kingsman really worth dying for?
不 他妈的不值得 我操 你问什么我都说 求你放开我 No, it fucking isn't, shit！ I'll tell all you want, please.
切斯特·金就是亚瑟 Chester King's Arthur,
间谍机构的首领 head of a spy agency,
间谍机构叫做金士曼 快点放开我 it's called Kingsman. Get me out of here.
谢谢你 查理 非常感谢 Thank you Charlie. Much appreciated.
放开我啊 不是他妈说好的吗 No, how was the fucking deal
不 No
我对你寄予了厚望 你这个不争气的废物 I had such high hopes for you. You are a bloody disgrace.
很抱歉 求你给我解开绳子 I'm so sorry. Please untie me.
自己解吧 Untie yourself.
亚瑟 亚瑟 求你了 Arthur，Arthur, please.
知道我爸是谁吗 老混蛋 You know who my dad is? Shit!
有人吗 来人啊 Anyone? Hello!
加拉哈德 帕西瓦尔 恭喜 Galahad, Percival. Congratulations.
你们的候选人已经 You candidates have reached
到了测试最后一个阶段 the final stage of the testing process.
按照传统 你们现在可以和他们共处二十四个小时 As tradition allows, you now have 24 hours to spend with them.
艾格西 你要知道你父亲也曾走到这个阶段 Eggsy, you should know your father reached this point.
现在开始 没有任何安全保障 懂了吗 From now on, there are no safety nets. Understood?
很好 解散 Good. Dismissed.
查理 是时候回家了 Charlie, time to go home.
去你妈的 Fuck you.
我老爸会知道的 My fucking dad's gonna hear about this.
"尿还是不尿" "To pee or not to pee?"
这是我在巴黎 That was the headline the
丢下一个脏弹后的头条新闻 day after I diffused a dirty bomb in Paris.
德国队对英格兰队 1:5 "Germany 1 - England 5."
我错过了那场比赛 I missed that game.
我当时在五角大楼执行一项调查间谍的任务 I was breaking up an undercover spying at Pentagon.
我的首次任务 我阻止了 My first mission. I foiled
针对玛格丽特·撒切尔的暗杀行动 the assassination of Margaret Thatcher.
并非所有人都因此而感激你 Not everybody had thanked you for that one.
艾格西 重点是根本不会有人会因为这些任务而感激我 The point is, Eggsy, nobody thanked me for any of them.
所有报纸的头版都只会是名人的无聊八卦 Front page news, and all these occasions were celebrity nonsense.
因为这是金士曼的本质 Because it is the nature of
我们得深藏功与名 Kingsman that our acheivements remain secret.
一个绅士的名字 A gentleman's name should
只能在报纸上出现三次 appear in the newspaper only three times:
出生时 结婚时和死亡时 When he's born, when he marries and when he dies.
首要的是 我们是绅士 And we are, first and foremost, gentlemen.
那真是的没戏了 Pretty fucked then.
就像查理说的 我只是一介平民 It's like Charlie said, I am just a pleb.
不是的 成为一名绅士 Nonsense. Being a gentleman has nothing
和一个人的出身没有丝毫关系 to do with the circumstances of one's birth.
成为一名绅士只需要学习 Being a gentleman is something one learns.
对 但怎么学呢 Yeah, but how?
好吧 第一课 Alright, first lesson,
你在就坐前应该要先问问我 you should have asked me before you took a seat.
第二课 学做美味可口的马提尼[鸡尾酒] Second lesson, how to make a proper martini.
好的 哈利 Yes, Harry.
我了个擦 痛死老子了 Goddamn it. It fucking hurts.
是你自己要求用生物识别的 You are the one who asked for a biometric
安全系统 弄个简单的开关都不行吗 security system. What's wrong with a simple switch?
简单的开关 这可是一台极其危险的机器 A simple switch? This is an extremely dangerous machine.
只有像我一样富有责任心且理智的人才能操作 It should only be operated by someone responsible and sane as me.
要是落到坏人手中 就会发生不幸的灾难 Bad shit can happen if it falls into the wrong hands.
掌纹同步完成 HAND SYNC COMPLETE
- 可以走了吗 妈的 - Are we done here? Shit
还没 现在看下这个 测试下教会那边 No， now this one, for the test of the church.
这台是短程操作机器 用简单开关就行 This one just has a short range. A simple switch will do.
你要像窈窕淑女那样教我咬字发音说话得体吗 So you gonna teach me how to talk proper like in 'My Fair Lady'?
没那么荒唐 That'd be absurd. Being a
成为绅士和口音没关系 gentleman has nothing to do with one's accent.
就算赤身裸体也能从容不迫 这才是绅士 It's about being at ease in one's own skin.
就像海明威说的那样 As Hemingway said:"There is
比自己同伴优秀 没什么可高尚的 nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man."
真正的高尚是比曾经的自己更优秀 "True nobility is being superior to your former self. "
现在 成为绅士需要的第一样东西就是一套合身得体的西装 Now, the first thing every gentleman needs is a good suit.
我说的是定制西装 而不是直接买的现货 By which I mean a bespoke suit. Never off the peg.
金士曼的西装通常都防弹 And Kingsman suits are always bulletproof,
先去量下尺寸 So let's get you measured.
无论你能不能得到这份职业 And whether you get the job or not, you will
在金士曼训练的日子会给你留下难忘而且有用的回忆 have a lasting and useful memento of your time at Kingsman.
很抱歉 先生 但是试衣间有人 I'm so sorry, sir, but a gentleman is completing his fitting.
- 二号试衣间能用 - 这是他的第一次试衣 - Fitting Room 2 is available. - One does not use Fitting Room 2...
怎能用二号试衣间呢 when one is popping one's cherry.
等待期间不如我带你去参观下三号试衣间吧 Perhaps I'll show you Fitting Room 3, while we wait.
- 这次是要下还是上 - 都不是 - So we going up or down? - Neither.
就这样吗 Is this it?
当然不是 扳下你左手边的挂钩 Of course not. Pull the hook on your left.
哇哦 非常非常赞 Oh yes Very very nice.
你需要双鞋子来搭配西装 You're going to need a pair of shoes to go with your suit.
有鞋带的都可称作牛津鞋 An Oxford is any formal shoe, with open lacing.
这种有额外装饰的叫做布洛克皮鞋 This additional decorative piece is called broguing.
- “只穿牛津鞋，不穿布洛克 - 一生铭记” - "Oxford's, not brogue's." - Words to live by,
艾格西 这话要一生铭记着 Eggsy. Words to live by.
试试这双 Try a pair.
顺便说下 你武器测试分数非常好 Your weapon scores are excellent, by the way.
这些你已经很熟悉了 These you're familiar with.
这是我们常规任务的配备手枪 And this is our standard issue pistol.
很独特 正如你所见 It's quite unique. As you all see it, it also
这种枪也能用猎枪弹在复杂的近距范围进行射击 fires a shotgun cartridge for use in messy close-range situations.
- 合脚吗 - 恩 不错 - How do they feel? - Yeah good
那你来展示一下德国贵族的正式问候礼吧 Now do your very best in personation of a German aristocrat's formal greeting.
不是这样的 艾格西 No, Eggsy.
真酷炫 That is sick.
以前 特工们的鞋后跟还有电话呢 In the old days, they had a phone in the heel as well.
我要怎么收回去 How do I get it back in?
这东西上面涂有 It is coated with one of the
对人类最致命的神经毒素之一 千万要小心 fastest-acting neurotoxins known to man, so very carefully.
我觉得这东西相当有趣好玩 Now, I had a lot of fun with this.
是我们化学工程中最精致的典范之一 One of our finest examples of chemical engineering.
毒药 服下的时候不会发作 Poison. Harmless when ingested.
但在最适合的时机之下 But at a time, convenient to you...
你就可以远程启动 it can be remotely activated.
预备模式 Primed.
致命模式 Lethal.
那这些呢 是干嘛用的 电击别人吗 And what about these? What do these do? Electrocute you?
- 别开玩笑了 这是手榴弹 - 真的假的 - Don't be ridiculous. It's a hand grenade. - Shut up...
如果你想电击别人的话 那得用纹章戒指 If you want to electrocute someone, you'll need a signet ring.
按照绅士的传统 纹章戒指应该要戴在左手上 A gentleman traditionally wears the signet on his left hand,
但金士曼戴哪只手都行 只要戴得顺手 but a Kingsman wears it on whatever hand happens to be dominant.
你只要触碰戒指后面的感应器 If you touch the contact behind the ring,
戒指就会放出50000伏电 it delivers 50,000 volts.
那些呢 有什么特别之处 And what about them? What makes them so special?
没有 那只是特工界的时尚工艺品 Nothing. That technology is caught up with the spy world.
放回去 艾格西 Put it back, Eggsy.
时间刚好 这位绅士正试完衣服 Perfect timing. Gentleman's just finished.
德福里先生 Mr. DeVere.
真巧啊 我就是因为你才来这的 What a coincidence. You're totally the reason I'm here.
你离开我家后 When you left my house, I was
我一直在找你那天穿着的那件酷毙的外套 searching for that dope-ass smoking jacket you had on.
刚好我要去参加英国皇家赛马会 And since I'm going to Royal Ascot,
很显然我需要一件这样的无尾礼服... apparently I need one of these penguin suits ...
于是我就来这了 你在这里干嘛呢 Here I am. What are you doing here?
你好啊 我是里奇蒙德·瓦伦丁 What's up man? Richmond Valentine.
这是我新的贴身男仆 我刚把他介绍给我裁缝 This is my new valet. I was just introducing him to my tailor.
又是一个巧合 我也带了个贴身仆人 Another coincidence. So am I.
你有没有 Did you have any chance to
- 进一步考虑我的提议 - 当然有啊 - think further on my proposal? - Most definitely.
我手下马上 My people will be getting
就会和你联系了 我向你保证 in touch with you very soon. I guarantee it.
提醒一句 参加赛马会需要戴大礼帽 A word of advice: Ascot requires top hat.
我向你推荐圣詹姆斯街上的洛克帽子店 I might suggest Lock & Co. Hatters, St. James.
- 你是说烟熏鱼吗 - 是与落网的“落”同音的字 - "Lox", as in smoked fish? - As in "Locked up".
有时候我听不懂你们这种人说的话 I have trouble understanding you people sometimes.
腔调都古古怪怪的 You all talk so funny.
先生 有劳你帮他试衣 Gentlemen, would you look after him please?
现在我有一顶炫酷的大礼帽了 Now this is a dope-ass top hat.
葛希尔 我们出发去赛马会吧 Gazelle, let's go Ascotting.
你的帽子很好看 快点 Your hat is fine Bill, come on.
我要去见女王 别害我迟到了 Don't make me late for the queen.
快啊 葛希尔 我们要迟到了 Come on, Gazelle. We're gonna be late.
去赛马会有多远 有多远 How far is Ascot? How far?
- 先生 梅林说你想见我 - 坐下 - Merlin said you wanted to see me, sir? - Sit down.
这狗真可爱 叫什么名字 Pretty dog. What's his name?
- J.B. - 是詹姆斯·邦德的缩写吗 - J.B. - As in "James Bond"?
不是 No.
詹姆斯·邦德 杰森·鲍恩 杰克·鲍尔 都是特工电影角色
那是杰森·鲍恩吗 "Jason Bourne"?
不是 是杰克·鲍尔 No. Jack Bauer.
哦 不错 Oh!Bravo.
虽然我不太想承认 艾格西 It pains me to admit it, Eggsy, but I
但我觉得你可以成为像他们那样出色的特工 think that one day you might be as good a spy as any of them.
拿着 Take it.
开枪把狗打死 Shoot the dog.
枪已上膛 This weapon is live.
开枪把狗打死 Shoot the dog.
把枪给我 Give me the gun.
至少那女孩都比你有种 At least the girl's got balls,
出去 我就知道你下不了手 Get out. I knew you couldn't make it.
回家吧 Go home.
梅林 请洛克希进来吧 Merlin, send in Roxy, please.
欢迎加入皇家特工 兰斯洛特 Welcome to Kingsman, Lancelot.
- 妈 - 艾格西 - Mom. - Eggsy.
天啊 你都去了哪里了 我担心死你了 Oh god, Where have you been? I've been so worried about you.
哦小黛西 你都长这么大了 Oh my Dais, look how big you've got.
- 他在哪 - 我没事 - Where is he? - I am fine.
艾格西 求你了 别管我们的事了... Eggsy, please please, just don't get involved...
不 我就不该留你独自一人在这里的 No, I should never have left you on your own.
现在该结束这一切了 我很快回来 This stops right now. Be right back.
喂 迪恩 Hey Dean
小兔崽子 你回来了啊 Oh Mugsy, so you're back?
- 你现在连出租车都偷了吗 - 是啊 - You nicked a fucking taxi now? -Yep
是的 我要和你谈谈我妈眼睛上的淤青是怎么回事 Yeah. Can I have a word about my mom's black eye?
你想跟我谈的话 先下车 You wanna have a word with me, you get out of that cab,
老子要把你揍得屁滚尿流 I'll knock you straight back down on your fucking arse.
让你的走狗先回避 我就下车 Tell your muppets to go inside, then I'll get out.
走吧 伙计们 你们只会听到两声响 Go on lads. There'll be two hits:
一个是我揍他的声音 另一个是他倒地的声音 Me and him and then he and the floor.
放马过来 小混蛋 Come on in, you prick.
我看你有没有长进 你想打我吗 Let's see what you got, eh. You wanna beat me?
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
哦 不 不 不 不要 Oh no no no come on
快从车里滚出来啊 你在搞什么鬼 Get out of the fucking car. What are you doing?
你这个没种的孬货 Now you've gone all bollocks.
快停下来 他还会继续打我妈的 Come on, he'll beat my fucking mother.
有种了再回来找我吧 小瘪三 Come back when you've grown a pair. Mugsy.
就因为他妈的一条狗 你放弃了一个大好机会 You throw away your biggest opportunity over a fucking dog.
然后你又偷我老板的车 让我蒙羞 And then you humiliate me by stealing my boss's car.
- 你为了得到工作竟然枪毙了一条狗 - 是的 - You shot a dog just to get a fucking job? - Yes, I did.
每次我干了坏事 皮克尔都会提醒我那段经历 Mr Pickle here reminds me of that every time I take a shit.
你杀了自己的狗还把它做成标本了 You shot your dog and now it's stuffed?
你这个变态 You fucking freak.
不是 我对它开了一枪后 把它带回家好生照顾 No. I shot my dog and then I brought him home and continued
直到十一年前 它患胰腺炎去世 to care for him for the next eleven years until he died of pancreatitis.
枪里没有装子弹 艾格西 It was a blank, Eggsy.
他妈的没有装子弹 It was a fucking blank.
还记得艾美利亚吗 Remember Amelia?
她并没有溺亡 She didn't drown. She works
她在柏林的技术部任职 她活得好好的 in our tech department in Berlin. She's fine.
必须得测试你们的极限 Limits must be tested. A Kingsman
金士曼只会在拯救同伴生命是才会拿自己的性命去冒险 only condones the risking of a life to save another.
就像我父亲即使要赔上自己的命还是要救你那样吗 As my father saved your life even though your fuck-up cost his?
你也把他做成标本存放在这里了吗 What you've get him stuffed here also?
难道你看不出来 Can't you see that everything
我至今所做的一切都是为了补偿他吗 I have done has been about trying to repay him?
哈利 听好了 Harry, listen to this.
在瓦伦丁身上的窃听器中获得了一些重要信息 Valentine's alarm is saying something of note.
知道我为什么喜欢用纸笔吗 You know what I love about pen and paper?
因为没人知道我写了什么 Nobody can hack into this shit.
我们的环球游说之旅大获成功 Our worldwide tour was a complete success.
各国政要名人都被我们拿下了 We have total coverall.
就像当你在玩宾果游戏时所有号码都被划掉 Like when all your numbers in bingo are crossed out.
宾果 一种填格子游戏 第一个成功者以喊宾果表示取胜
宾果 Bingo!
宾果游戏啊 你玩过那游戏 对吧 Bingo, the game. You have played Bingo, right?
我看起来像玩宾果游戏的人吗 Do I look like I play bingo?
重点是 Point is...
如果我们明天在教堂的测试顺利的话 if our tests go well at church tomorrow,
就可以放手大干了 we are good to go.
南林地使命教堂 South Glade Mission Church.
- 梅林 准备好飞机 - 好的 - Merlin, get the plane ready. - Will do
- 很抱歉 我会... - 你是该感到抱歉 - I am so sorry. I'm gonna do every.. - You should be.
你待在这里 等我回来时再处理你的破事 You stay right there. I'll sort this mess out when I get back.
美国 肯塔基州
我来告诉你们 这就是证据 And I say to you: Bear witness.
看看新闻 都看看新闻 Watch the news. Watch the news.
艾滋 洪灾 还有无辜生命挥洒的鲜血 AIDS, floods. The blood of the innocents spilled.
然而还有人在质疑上帝的愤怒是否真实 And yet there are those who doubt this is the wrath of God.
我们龌龊的政府竟然纵容肛交[同性恋] Our filthy government condones sodomy.
离婚 堕胎 Divorce, abortion.
还有人觉得 这不是反基督的人所犯下的罪恶 And yet some still doubt, there is the work of the Antichrist.
你是犹太人也好 黑人也好 妓女也好 You do not have to be a Jew,a nigger, a whore ...
即便是个废话连篇喜欢进化论的无神论者也好 or an atheistic science loving evolution spouter.
振奋人心的演说 你看到瓦伦丁在哪了吗 Charming ceremony. Do you see Valentine anywhere?
朋友们 虽然祂是个公正的神 So my friends, although He is a just god,
但祂也无力回天了... he is justly no turning back from the...
美国必将灭亡 AMERICA IS DOOMED
你确定我们这距离安全 Are you sure we are out of range?
我们离他们1000英尺远 怎么了 We're over a 1000 feet away. What's wrong?
万一计算错误怎么办 What if the calculations are wrong?
你只需要相信我就是了 You just have to trust me.
犹太人 黑人 同性恋 Jews, nigger, fag lovers.
魔鬼将永生永世焚烧着他们 And the devil is burning them for all eternity.
不好意思 Excuse me.
你要去哪 嘿 你怎么回事啊 Where are you going? Hey, what's your problem?
我是个天主教男妓 I am a Catholic whore,
最近和一个黑人犹太教男友享受婚外性行为 currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend...
他在军方的堕胎诊所工作 who works in a military abortion clinic.
所以撒旦万岁 祝你周末愉快 夫人 So hail Satan. And have a lovely afternoon, madam.
该死 他要走了 我现在就要开始测试了 Oh shit, he's leaving. I'm starting the test now.
希望这帮怪胎都有我们的电话卡 Hope enough of these freaks have our SIM cards.
- 我叫你坐下 I ask you to sit down.
像你这种异教徒就该滚出去 Leave this church like the infidel you are.
就好像恶魔现在真会拯救你似的 It seems like the devil will really save you now.
你会吃了自己的孩子 你会被主的鲜血溺死 You will eat your babies. You will drown in the blood of the Lord.
他不会拯救你的 He will not save you.
我操 Oh,fuck.
我看不下去了 你赶紧过来 I can't watch this. Get over here.
天啊 我操 Jesus. Oh, fuck.
加拉哈德 听到我说话吗 哈利 Galahad, can you hear me? Harry！
哈利 你到底怎么回事 Harry, what the heck is going on?
把音量调小点声好吗 Just turn the volume down please.
- 没想到效果这么好 - 说的是什么样的结果 - I didn't expect it to be that effective. - What kind of response are we talking of?
百分之百 100%.
所以每个人都被影响了 不管他们有没有电话卡 So everyone's been infected whether they have SIM card or not?
而且附加好处是除掉了那个金士曼 And it's added benefit of wiping out the Kingsman.
还没有 Not yet.
你真该看看这个 Oh you need to see this.
画面传送
你对我做了什么 我完全控制不了自己 What did you do to me? I had no control.
我杀光了所有人 I killed all those people.
- 而且是我想这么做 - 这方法不赖吧 - I wanted to. - Clever, isn't it?
简单来说 就是神经波刺激了攻击行为的核心区域 In simple terms, it`s a neurological wave that triggers the centers of aggression
同时关闭了其抑制作用 and switches off inhibitus.
电波是通过你那肮脏的免费电话卡传播的 Transmitted through your nasty free SIM cards,
我猜的没错吧 I assume?
你知道这样看起来像什么吗 You know what this look like?
像我俩都爱看的老电影里的场景 Its like those old movies we both love.
现在我会告诉你我的全部计划 Now I'm gonna tell you my whole plan ...
然后我会想出一些稀奇复杂的方式来干掉你 and then I'm gonna come up with some absurd, convoluted way to kill you...
而你也会想出同样复杂的逃生办法 and then you'll find an equally comnvoluted way to escape.
这听起来不错 That sounds good to me.
可惜这不是在拍电影 Well, this ain't that kind of movie.
不 No.
他死了吗 Is he dead?
你朝人头上来一枪通常就是这个结果 That's usually what happens when you shoot someone in the head.
感觉不错吧 It feels good, huh?
不 一点都不好 太他妈的难受啦 No no, it does not feel good. It felt fucking awful.
什么 你都杀了教堂里那么多人 What? You just killed how many people in that church.
这不过是其中一个 This is one guy.
没有 他们是互相残杀的 No, they killed each other.
好吧 把倒计时设好 明天开始狂欢 Okay, set down the countdown clock. This party starts tomorrow.
美国必将灭亡
亚瑟 Arthur?
- 你看到了吗 - 看到了 很难过 - Are you there? - Sadly, I am.
召集金士曼 Assemble the Kingsman.
你看不出来我至今所做的一切都是为了补偿他吗 Can't you see that everything I have done has been about trying to repay him?
我看见了一个有潜力的年轻人 I see a young man with potential,
他可以完成使命而且想有所作为 who wants to do something good with his life.
金士曼
亚瑟 哈利死了 Arthur, Harry is dead.
加拉哈德死了 Galahad is dead.
因此 我们刚为他举杯致敬 Hence, we have just drunk a toast to him.
那你肯定知道那个变态的阴谋 Well then you know what that psycho's doing.
这个世界有多少人有那张电话卡 How many people in the world have got those SIM cards?
瓦伦丁可以发个信号给他们任何一个人 所有人 Valentine can send a signal to any of them; all of them.
如果他们同时回家 那么... If they all go home at the same time, then..
的确 但多亏有了加拉哈德的录音资料 Indeed. And thanks to Galahad's recordings,
我们有瓦伦丁的供述 we have Valentine's confession.
这份情报已经移交给相关部门了 The intelligence has been passed on to the relevant authorities.
我们的工作完成了 Our work is complete.
这亦是我们逝去的朋友的最崇高的遗赠了 And a most distinguished legacy for our fallen friend it is too.
就这样 And that's it?
过来坐下 小伙子 Come sit down, boy.
这是1815年拿破仑时期的白兰地 This is an 1815 Napoleonic brandy.
我们只在金士曼特工牺牲时才会喝 And we only drink it when we lose a Kingsman.
加拉哈德非常喜欢你 Galahad was very fond of you.
此时此景 我觉得稍微... And on this occasion, I think it is acceptable for us...
改下规矩也无妨 to bend the rules a little.
他们都是金士曼 These are all Kingsmen?
没错 我们的创始成员 Yes, our founder members.
我想你也来一起举杯 I want you to join me in a toast.
敬加拉哈德 To Galahad.
哈利说你不喜欢经常破坏规矩 Harry said you don't like to break the rules, often.
现在又是为何 Why now?
你很棒 艾格西 You're very good, Eggsy.
或许我会任命你顶替加拉哈德的位置 Perhaps I'll make you my proposal for Galahad's position.
如果我们在某些政治问题上能达成一致的话 Provided we can see eye to eye on certain political matters.
你猜这是什么 Can you guess what this is?
不必了 哈利给我展示过 你一点 我就死 I don't have to. Harry showed it.You click it, I die.
我觉得这白兰地喝起来有点恶心 I thought that brandy tasted a bit shit.
不错嘛 Bravo.
瓦伦丁说服了你 某种意义上 Valentine won you over. Somehow
他一解释 我就明白了 Once he explained, I understood.
当你感染上病毒 你就会发烧 When you get a virus, you get a fever.
这是人体提高自己的体温来杀死病毒 That's the human body raising its core temperature to kill the virus.
地球也是这样的 温室效应就是发烧 Planet Earth works the same way : Global warming is the fever...
人类就是病毒 我们让我们的星球病了 Mankind is the virus. We are making our planet sick.
优胜劣汰是唯一的希望 A cull is our only hope.
如果我们不减少人口 就只有两种后果 If we do not reduce our population ourselves, there's only two ways it can go :
宿主杀了病毒 或者 病毒杀了宿主 The host kills the virus, or the virus kills the host.
- 两者之一... - 结果都一样 - Either way... - The result is the same:
病毒都会死 The virus dies.
于是瓦伦丁打算自己解决人口问题 So Valentine's gonna take care of the population problem himself.
如果我们不采取措施 大自然也会 If we don't do something, Nature will.
有时优胜劣汰是确保物种生存的唯一办法 Sometimes a culling is the only way to ensure that this species survives.
历史将见证瓦伦丁作为救世主 And history will see Valentine as the man
是如何拯救人类免遭灭绝 who saved humanity from extinction.
所以是由他来决定谁被淘汰 是吗 And he gets to pick and choose who gets culled, does he?
他所有富有的合作伙伴都能生存下来 All his rich mates, they get to live.
然后他觉得谁有利用价值 他就会保他们平安 And anyone he thinks is worth saving, he's keeping them safe.
- 不管他们是否认同他 - 而你 艾格西 - Whether they agree with him or not. - And you, Eggsy.
以哈利之名 我诚邀你成为新世界的一员 In Harry's honor, I am inviting you to be part of a new world.
你是时候该作出抉择了 It's time to make your decision.
我宁愿随哈利而去 谢谢 I would rather be with Harry. Thanks.
如你所愿 So be it.
我们这些普通人的通病是 眼疾手快 The problem with us common types is, that we are light fingered.
金士曼教了我不少东西 但手快这一项... Kingsman's taught me a lot. But slight of hand...
没错 他们是我们的创始成员 Yes, they're our founder members.
我早就学会了 ...I had that done already.
你这个下贱的混蛋 You dirty little fucking prick.
瓦伦丁节倒计时 至安全区或飞往北纬66°58′30 东经61°43′04.8
好了 兰斯洛特 把枪放下 已经确认过了 It's okay, Lancelot. Put it down. It's verified.
亚瑟的手机刚刚收到一个新信息 Arthur's phone's just received an update text
说是要去安全区 about getting to safety.
我们没有多少时间了 We don't have a lot time.
- 你要怎么办 - 问题应该是我们要怎么办 - What you gonna do? - The question is what we gonna do.
天知道瓦伦丁的名单里有谁 God knows who's in Valentine's pocket and who's not.
我们别无选择 We've no choice.
我们得亲自去解决这事情 We are gonna have to deal with this ourselves.
跟我来 Follow me.
- 这他们什么玩意 - 我也不知道 - The fuck is this? - I have no idea.
你手里拿着的 What you're playing with...
是单人跨大气运载器 is a prototype personal trans-atmospheric vehicle.
是里根的星球大战计划里衍生的产物 It was develpoped as part of Reagan's Star Wars project.
功能简单 但还是能用得上 It's pretty basic, but it should still work.
我们要把瓦伦丁的一颗卫星毁掉 We're going to take out one of Valentine's satellites.
打破卫星链 中止信号 We're gonna break the chain, stop the signal.
这会让他花上好几小时个来重置 It will take him a couple of hours to reboot it.
也给我们争取了足够的时间 Which buys us enough time for you to
可以让我黑进瓦伦丁的主机里 get me into Valentine's mainframe...
然后关闭系统 so I can shut it down.
兰斯洛特 你要使用这玩意 去把你的光环服穿上 Lancelot, you are going to be using it. Get into your halo suit.
瑞典空军
瑞典首相请求降落许可 The Swedish Prime Minister requesting permisstion to land.
允许降落 Permission granted.
- 给 - 谢谢 - Please. - Thank you.
- 多少人要来 - 不多 大部分人都自备燃料 - So how many more are we expecting? - Not many. Most have their own bunkers.
我估计我们从没这么紧张过 I figure we're just getting really nervous once.
欢迎您 首相先生 Welcome, Prime Minister.
看来植入物可以发射某种抗干扰信号 It seems the implant can emit some kind of counter signal...
保证佩戴者不受电话卡的信号波影响 to ensure the wearer remains unaffected by the waves from the SIM card.
就是这个信号波把所有人 The waves that turns everyone
都变成了变态杀人狂 into a psycho killer?
没错 但他们不知道的是 Quite. But what they probably didn't tell anyone...
他可以控制植入物 is that it can also super heat
达到超高温从而烧了他们的软组织 their soft tissue at his command.
瓦伦丁已经选了几个人选作为倒计时警告 Valentine's selected his chosen few together countdown a warning.
他得确保不会炸错人 He had to be sure that it didn't blow up to the wrong people beforehand.
那现在这玩意能帮我们干嘛 And how does this help us right now?
它帮不了 洛克希 我们走 It doesn't. Roxy, here we go.
你飞得越高 气球膨胀得越厉害 The higher you go, The more the balloons expand.
当你飞到大气层边缘 气球就会爆炸 When you reach the edge of the atmosphere, they will explode.
你必须在那之前将导弹发射出去 知道吗 You need to deploy your missile just before that, okay?
大气层边缘 The edge of the atmosphere.
一旦你发射完导弹 你必须要解除装备快速降落 And once you've deployed, you'll need to release for descent fast.
祝你好运 Good luck.
你能做到的 好吗 You can do this, okay?
艾格西 快过来 我们没时间了 Eggsy, come on. Time is not our friend.
你要拿亚瑟的邀请函混进去 Getting in with Arthur's invitation, you'll have to blend in.
- 我来假扮亚瑟吗 - 他的邀请函在他手机里 - I'm supposed to be Arthur? - His invitation's in his phone.
把这个交给他们 用他的真实姓名 切斯特·金 Give them this and give his real name:Chester King.
- 那你呢 - 我是飞行员 我得留在这里 - And what about you? - I'm the pilot. I'm gonna stay here.
- 我穿得了吗 - 这是为你量身定做的 - Is that gonna fit me? - A bespoke suit always fits.
感谢哈利吧 他给你定做的 穿上吧 Just be grateful Harry had it made for you. Get dressed.
这些人都他妈怎么了 The fuck's wrong with them?
不知道 大概跟种族大屠杀有关吧 I don't know. Could have something to do with mass genocide?
给我话筒 Give me the mic.
哈喽 Hey yo.
都给我听好了 Everybody listen up.
你们这些人都他妈怎么回事 What the fuck wrong with you people?
我想提醒各位 今天是值得庆祝的一天 I just want to remind you that today is a day of celebration.
我们不要谈论死亡 而要关注诞生 We must put aside all talks of death, and focus on birth.
新时代的诞生 The birth of a new age.
我们不必哀悼那些今天失去生命的人 We mustn't mourn those who give their lives today.
我们要为他们的牺牲感到荣耀 We should honor their sacrifice.
她有我的电话号码可以回电给我.... She got my number to call me back...
因为他们扮演着拯救人类的角色 And their role in saving the human race.
我们不应该质疑和内疚 We must put aside doubts and guilt.
你们是被选中的人 You are the chosen people.
在给孩子们讲述的诺亚方舟故事里 诺亚是坏人吗 When folks tell their kids the story of Noah's Ark, is Noah the bad guy?
上帝是坏人吗 Is God the bad guy?
还有成双上方舟的动物们呢 How about the animals marching two by two?
绝对不是 Of course not.
没错 就是这样 让我们一起转换心情 Yes, that's it. So let's turn that frown upside down.
尽情吃喝玩乐吧 Eat, drink and party.
让我们相约在新时代 And I'll see you all in the new age.
洛克希 是我 上面风景如何 Rox, it`s me. How's the view?
- 难看死了 - 我这可是相当不错 - Hideous. - Mine's pretty sweet.
- 他们给你定做西装了吗 - 没 还没有 - They made you one of these suits yet? -No, not yet.
那你要好好期待一下了 You got some to look forward to then.
我们要去瓦伦丁的基地了 准备出发了 We're coming up on Valentine's base. Gotta go.
祝你好运 Good luck.
这身打扮很不错 艾格西 You're looking good, Eggsy.
感觉也不错 梅林 Feeling good, Merlin.
我是N247驾驶员 查理·基洛 请求降落 This is November 2-4-7 Charlie Kilo requesting permission to land.
允许降落 Permission is granted.
我操 Fuck me.
已侦测到敌方
来了 Here`s it.
艾格西 开始行动 Eggsy. We're on.
切斯特·金 Chester King.
金先生 欢迎 Mr. King, welcome.
我肯定您遵守了瓦伦丁先生的严格规定 I'm sure you've adhered to Mr Valentine's
没有携带武器 strict no weapons policy ...
- 但是您不反对的话... - 当然 - but if you don't object.. - Of course.
您有其他行李吗 Do you have any luggage?
祝贺你 麦克罗夫 你从飞行员晋升为我的贴身男仆了 Congratulations, Mycroft. You just graduated from my pilot to my valet.
- 你个混蛋 - 明白了吗 很好 - You cheeky. - Understood? Good.
谢谢 Thank you.
艾格西 找个手提电脑 连上网 时间紧迫 Eggsy, find a laptop. Get me online. The clock is ticking.
记住要自然地混进去 And remember :Try to blend in.
先生 您要点什么喝的吗 Would sir care for a drink?
马汀尼 搭配杜松子酒 不要伏特加 Martini. Gin, not vodka, obviously.
搅拌十秒 再加少许没开瓶的味美思酒 谢谢 Stirred for 10 seconds while glancing it an unopened bottle of vermouth. Thank you.
- 梅林 开始记录了么 - 是的 集中注意力 - Merlin, you clock in this? - Yes I am. Stay focused.
兰斯洛特 你做得很好 就快到了 Lancelot, you're doing great.Not much further to go.
好的 梅林 Yes, Merlin.
艾格西 快点帮我连上网 Eggsy, get me online. Now.
好的 马上来 Yep. I'm on it.
兰斯洛特 你快接近海拔极限了 Lancelot, you're approaching your altitude limit.
那些气球气球撑不了多久了 These balloons won't last much longer.
准备发射导弹 start to engage missile.
旧社会已死 新社会万岁 The society is dead. Long live society.
非常赞同 Amen to that.
我是莫顿·林德斯特 Morten Lindstr.
我是切斯特·金 你怎么连上网的 我不... Chester King. How'd you get online? I couldn't...
哦 这是个封闭式网络 你看 仅授权可用 Oh well, it's a closed network, you see. For authorized connections only.
我已经锁定卫星 I've got a fix on the satellite.
你知道正确的时间吗 我想我的表还在之前的时区 Do you have the correct time? I think I'm still on my last time zone.
哦 好的 我看看 Oh yeah. Lets see now.
选择模式
系统分析中
- 艾格西 连上了 快滚回来飞机里 - 这就来 - Eggsy, I'm in. Get your arse back to the plane now. - I'm on my way.
兰斯洛特 祝你好运 发射倒数 三 二... Lancelot, good luck. Firing in three, two...
别激动 Nice and slow.
你他妈的在这干嘛 What the fuck are you doing here?
很明显 我的家族受邀前来了 Well, my family was naturally invited. Obviously.
你他妈给我站起来 慢慢来 Now get the fuck up. Slowly.
该死 兰斯洛特 快点发射 另一个气球要爆了 Shit. Lancelot, hurry up and fire. The other balloon is gonna blow.
好的 梅林 我快好了 再给我点时间 Yes, Merlin. I've nearly got it. Give me a second.
瓦伦丁 我抓到了一个间谍 Valentine, I've caught a fucking spy.
V镜 放大 V-Glass, zoom.
我操 是那个年轻男仆 Oh fuck. It's that young valet.
狗娘养的 Son of a bitch.
好了 Got it.
哦 糟糕 拉响警报 Oh shit. Sound the alarm.
我不想有什么差池 I'm not taking any chances.
好了 你发出两分钟警报 我开始重写系统 Okay, you send out the two-minute warning. I'm starting the override.
开始倒计时 Countdown initiated.
V日倒计时
启动飞机升降器
- 你看到他吗 - 在这儿 - You see him? - Over here.
艾格西 左转 前方有两名警卫 Eggsy, take a left. Two guards up ahead.
兰斯洛特 解除装备 快 Lancelot, release now.
艾格西 一直向前然后右转 那还有两个 Eggsy, straight ahead and then right. There's two more.
好的 每个人站起来 V日倒计时 Alright, everybody on your feet. Countdown to V-Day.
欢迎来到新的时代 Welcome into new age.
螺旋形下降中 Downward spiral
艾格西 左转有个小的隧道 Eggsy, next left. Got a narrow tunnel.
我们开始吧 Here we go.
十 Ten...
九 Nine...
八 Eight...
七 Seven...
六 Six...
五 Five...
四 Four...
三 二 一 Three, two, one ...
生物识别成功
系统故障
很好 你们俩都做的很好 Nice. Well done, both of you.
这不行了 It's not working.
本来可以的 他妈的怎么回事 It's supposed to be working. What the fuck?
干的漂亮 洛克希 好姑娘 Well done, Rox. Good girl.
我们损失了一个卫星 We've lost one of our satellites.
系统分析完成
已侦测到生物识别安全系统检测
不 不 我没有任何办法避开这个黑进系统 Oh no no. There's no way I can hack past that.
已侦测到生物识别安全系统检测
怎么了 有什么问题吗 What's going on? Is there a problem?
拜托 不用拿枪吧 我只是个飞行员 C'mon, there's no need for guns. I'm just a pilot.
- 操 梅林 - Fuck! Merlin!
快上来 Get in here.
快点 Come on.
- 他妈的快点离开这吧 - 不行 - Let's get the fuck out of here. - I can't.
我进不去瓦伦丁的主机 它有生物识别安全系统 I can't get into Valentine's machine. It's got biometric security.
你得回去那地方 确保他的手不能碰到操作台 You're gonna have to get in there and make sure his hand never touches that desk.
- 你他妈的在开玩笑吗 - 恐怕不是 - You taking a fucking piss? - I'm afraid not.
那给我枪 Set that then.
这是我的 我给你看看你的吧 This is mine. I'll show you yours.
选得好 Good choice.
重新形成卫星链要多久 How long to relink the satellite chain?
大概是一到两个小时 It can take an hour. Maybe two.
胡说 把这两个靠一起的连起来不就可以了 Bullshit. Just bring these two closer together.
但是那个不是你的 But that's not yours.
V镜 打给E V-glass, call E-man.
E 我是V 听着兄弟 我最后关头出了点问题 E, its V. Listen man, I got a little hickup on this end;
我需要帮助 I need a piggyback.
我的一个卫星损毁了 它旁边刚好有一个你的卫星 One of my satellites just went down but is right next to one of yours.
你真懂我 要多久才能完成 You read my mind. How long before you make that happen?
走 Go.
马上就能连接上 We should be coming back online.
百分之十
哦 见鬼
艾格西 瓦伦丁用了别人的卫星 Valentine using someone else's satellite.
用不了多久他就要重新连接上形成卫星链 He's gonna reconnect the chain. Its gonna take him no time at all.
已进行到20%了 He sits at 20%.
艾格西 瓦伦丁给你准备了一份大礼 赶紧行动 Eggsy, Valentine's got a present for you. Get a move on.
那个金士曼死了没 Is that Kingsman dead yet?
还没有 不过也快了 Not yet, but he will be soon.
很好 Good.
梅林 我死定了 Merlin, I'm fucked.
我也一样 As am I.
两边都有人围攻 我没有退路了 They're coming at me from both sides. I'm out of options.
洛克希 帮我一个忙 Rox, I need a favor.
给我妈打个电话 Call my mum and tell her
告诉她把自己和迪恩还有宝宝分开锁好门 to lock herself away from Dean and the baby.
还有告诉她 我爱她 And tell her I love her.
我操 完蛋了 Oh for fuck sake.
梅林 还记得你说的那些对我们毫无帮助的植入物吗 Merlin, you remember those implants you said were of no use to us?
你能把它们全部激活吗 Any chance you could turn them on?
好了 这下轮到我了 瓦伦丁 Alright, my turn to play, Valentine.
噢 不好 他在搞什么鬼 Oh no. What the fuck is he doing?
我中止不了程序 I can't stop this.
发射
是否激活安全植入物
是的 激活吧 Yes, please.
安全植入激活 SECURITY IMPLANTS ACTIVATED
不要 No!
我的老天 Oh my god.
真他妈壮观啊 That was fucking spectacular.
梅林 你他妈的真是天才 Merlin, you're a fucking genius.
他妈的外面出什么事了 What the fuck is happening out there?
你不是那个失踪的公主吗 Aren't you that princess who went missing?
你能把我弄出去吗 Can you get me out?
要是能的话 你会给我一个吻吗 Well if I do, will you give me a kiss?
我一直梦想着能亲吻公主 I've always wanted to kiss a princess.
要是你现在把我弄出去 我不单止会给你一个吻 If you get me out right now, I will give you more than just a kiss.
你妈逼 You motherfucker.
你真以为我会蠢到给在自己脑袋里装一个炸弹吗 Did you really think I was stupid enough to implant one of those things in my own head?
你他妈的是疯子吗 What are you? Fucking crazy?
白白害死了那么多无辜的人 All those innocent people killed themselves for what?
你屁都没能阻止 You didn't stop shit.
好的 我锁好了门 现在我要做什么 Fine, I have locked the door. What do you want me to do now?
照我说的 把你女儿关在卫生间 然后丢掉钥匙 As I said, put your daughter in the bathroom and throw away the key.
还在继续呢 It's still happening.
- 你是不是疯了 - 照着做就好了 - You fucking insane. - Just do it.
艾格西 信号开始了 Eggsy, the signal's started.
快把瓦伦丁的手从那鬼桌子上挪开 Get Valentine's hand off that bloody desk now.
对不起了 亲爱的 我得去拯救世界 Sorry, love. Gotta save the world.
如果你拯救了世界 你要不要菊花来一炮 If you save the world, would you do the asshole?
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
祝你好运 Good luck.
伦敦 London.
里约 Rio.
趴下 Get down.
你成功了 You did it.
这个玻璃坚持不了多久 This glass is not gonna hold long.
你待在这里 You stay here.
梅林 快点 我怎么上去 Merlin, quickly. How do I get up there?
继续射击 我正在找路 Keep shooting. I'll find a route.
明白 Understood.
我操 Holy fuck.
我们恢复了 We are back up.
恢复了 Back up!
太棒了 This is great.
艾格西 把他那该死的手挪开 Eggsy, fucking get off his hand.
狠狠地教训他 亲爱的 Kick his ass, darling.
首尔 加拉加斯 孟买 Seoul, Caracas, Mumbai.
他妈的杀啊 杀光你们的朋友吧 Kill your motherfucker. Kill your all friends.
艾格西 世界要他妈完蛋了 Eggsy, the world is going to shit.
- 他死了没 - 还没 - Is he dead yet? - Not yet.
别玩儿了 快杀了他 Stop playing with your food. Kill him.
葛希尔 葛希尔 Gazelle. Gazelle
快点 Come on.
杀了他 Kill him.
干的漂亮 Well done son.
好样的 太棒了 艾格西 Yes. Yes, Eggsy.
干的漂亮 艾格西 你也很棒 兰斯洛特 Well done, Eggsy. And you, Lancelot.
对不起 妈妈绝不会伤害你的 I am so sorry. Mommy would never hurt you.
妈妈绝不会伤害你的 对不起 Mommy would never hurt you. I am so sorry.
还好吗 You ok?
哈利会为你骄傲的 艾格西 Harry would be proud of you, Eggsy.
他是对的 He was right.
怎么样啊 哥们 'Sup man?
是时候该说电影经典台词了吗 Is this the part where you say some really bad pun?
就像你对哈利说的一样 It's like you said to Harry:
可惜这不是老电影 伙计 This ain't that kind of movie, bro.
太经典了 Perfect.
艾格西 你去哪 不用拿香槟 飞机上有很多 Eggsy, where're you going? There's no need for champagne. We have got lots on the plane.
- 你拯救世界了吗 - 没错 我拯救世界了 - Did you save the world? - Yes i did.
- 要进来吗 - 是的 - You gonna come in? - Yes, I am.
梅林 门锁住了 怎么进去 Merlin, this door's locked. How do I get in?
26 25 26 25.
梅林 你真棒 Merlin, you're the governor.
艾格西 欠我人情啊 You owe me, Eggsy.
艾格西 Eggsy?
我的天哪 Oh my world.
最后有彩蛋 alt+F4无福利
米歇尔 关掉那个鬼东西 它搞到我很烦躁 Michelle, turn that shit off, its turning me nutsy.
我倒是喜欢这首歌 I rather like that song.
开着吧 妈妈 Leave it on, Mom.
小瘪三回来了 Mugsy's back.
你终于要回来和谈了吗 小子 You finally come to have that word with me, have you son?
还是你又要逃跑 瞧你穿的这副人模狗样的 Or are you going to run away again and pretend you're getting another coat dress like that?
你说这身西装吗 You mean this?
不 No.
我认识的一个朋友带我去了 I know this bloke who's just taken over
萨维尔路上的一家裁缝店 a tailor shop up on Seville Road.
他给了我一份工作 妈妈 He's got me a job, Mom.
还有许多额外福利 Comes with a lot of perks.
包括一栋房子 Including a house.
过来和我一起住吧 妈妈 Come and live with me there, Mum.
- 走吧 - 你给我坐下 - Come on. - Sit down, you.
你妈等一下就会到医院探望你了 听懂了吗 Only place she'll be visting is you in fucking hospital, d'you hear?
别理他 艾格西 走吧 快点走 Just leave him alone. Eggsy, go please. Just go away.
好吧 Alright.
对 乖乖听你妈的话 Yes, just do as mommy says.
你别以为找个裁缝 就以为这破衣服会适合你 你个烂货 Find yourself a tailor and think that chicken costume's gonna suit you, you mug.
我的一个好朋友说过 As a good friend once said:
不知礼 Manners...
无以 maketh...
立也 the man.
- 迪恩 - 你他妈闭嘴 - Dean? - Shut the fuck up.
艾格西 我他妈的来教你什么叫做礼仪… Eggsy, I'm gonna shove your manners up your fucking...
那么 So...
我们是要这样傻站一整天 还是要来痛快打一架 Are we going to stand here all day, or are we going to fight?
谨以此片纪念我的母亲凯茜 她总能在平凡中彰显不凡 是她教会了我如何做好一个金牌绅士